Chicken Fried Radio

It's the Rosy Palms Sunday Episode! More indulgent trash from T.E., Christian, Carissa, John, and Matt about butt enhancement surgeries with fix-a-flat, mariticidal life coaches, and parents who share sex toys. Call us at 678-469-5726 or email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com. We're also on Twitter @chickenfriedrad. You're welcome.

It's the Res-Erection episode! It's all about our sexual escapades on an Indian Reservation last summer! Really (not really)! But we do talk about stuff, AS WE ARE WONT TO DO, Carissa got nice and drunk, T.E. was T.E., Christian went completely unhinged, and Matt Dawson and John Buseman were alternately amused and bemused by the whole scene. Then we played a song by Ratatat and made a crush video. You can call the Jackasses anytime at 678-469-5726 or email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com

We did it, no thanks to you, blue meanies! Our 2013 season kicks off with T.E., Christian, Carissa, and Roanna as we delve into the WE-Hee-HE-Eird side of Valentine's Day. Or maybe we just do other stuff. Enjoy! Remember, it is STILL a human possibility to call us at 678-FOWL-RAN(T) and leave us an inane message. Next up, The Res-erection episode!

The long-lost, subsequently short-found episode with the inimitable Mary Jo Pehl! Mary Jo made her mark on cable TV as Pearl Forrester on Mystery Science Theater 3000. These days she trots about the continent with Joel Hodgson doing Cinematic Titanic. The Jackasses lured her into their lair in late 2007 for this bizarre one-off interview show. Download here!

This one goes by the title "Chicken Fried CENSORED." Enjoy, *&$#@!

It's the one we called "Eagle Fried Radio." Get it, chumps!

This one is called "Yarrr." I guess it's about pirates or something. Plunder this booty.

That's right. Our infamous "It Puts the Lotion in the Basket" episode. And it does then whenever it's told. Download here!

It's the "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience - part 1" episode! It's our 100th episode! Is there anyone left to care? Yes! At least four of us: Christian, Melissa, Ryan, and Craig (aka Ringo) do! And so does Joe Schooler of Central Texas Paranormal Investigators. I know you, and you want to believe. Believe in Scottish anorgasmic women who walk funny. Believe in the Rainbow Conspiracy. Believe in male lactation! Believe in Ryan's Costco Buddhism! You want to believe in Chicken Fried Radio. Part one of our interview with Joe is at the end, followed by some inscrutable audio featuring the exploits of Australian breatharian Jasmuheen. The song is "Put It to theTest" by They Might Be Giants. This ep is 74 minutes long. I love you. Check us on Assbook, buy our swag, keep up on Twitter, join our messageboard, and give me money because I like money.

It's the "The Pickup Artist" episode! As with most of our conversations with Ryan, what started off as a talk about therapy ended up an exploration of the weirder side of sex, courtship, and sex. Christian had nothing to do with it. This one's a hodgepodge of links from the "seduction community," interviews with Austin actors, and a clip from a 1980s video dating service. Melissa, meanwhile, explains her relationship to Christian as Jesuit-like redemptive suffering. And who is Rainbow Beard Man? The song is "Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls" by Sparks. The episode is something like 64 minutes. As usual, email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com, buy our swag, facebook us, twitter us, and join the cult of the Chicken.

It's the Self-Helpless episode. This isn't science. THIS is art. Maybe you should see someone about your control issues. We delve into motivational waterboarding, sexual self-help, and other things your insurance shouldn't cover. Also, Coach Miller introduces a handy acronym for maximizing your potential and Christian and Melissa's cat expresses its anal gland (through song). This episode is 65 minutes, and the song at the end is "Human Rocket" by DEVO. As usual, email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com, buy our swag, facebook us, twitter us, and get more of podcasting's chicken soup for the arse.

It's the Spring Cleaning episode! Abby returns to guest host, which is technically a correct statement! Also, D.I.Y. catheters, RenFest yiffy, and fighting strangers in the Alps are all phrases that are meaningless when taken either out of or even IN context! How many more exclamation marks will I use? One! This ep. is 75 minutes long, and the song at the end is "Put the Fucking Lotion In the Basket" by Jon and Al from "Silence! The Musical." Thanks to our special guest Hilah Johnson of Hilah Cooking. 1-678-FOWL-RAN(T) is the number. jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com is the addy. Tell your friends and enemies alike: You Can Be a Pecker Too. We do FB, and still get porn spam on MySpace.

A ridiculous sketch written by Christian Huey and performed by said human, as well as Carissa MacAtee, Brett Weaver, and T.E. Heidel. Performed at The City Theatre in July 2012. Whoopee!

It's the "I Bought My Socks at Target" episode. This one cost us a lot of subscribers back in the day, when people still pretended to be offended by stuff. Download!

It's the "My Balls Are Bigger Than Your Balls" episode! Obviously, it's a sports-themed show. Our only one to date, I think. Download here, fools!