Summary: tag line: You see too many of these on New Year?s Eve. --------------------------------------------- Drunkards I do believe On New Year's Eve Some people drink too much These people all Are drunkards And should be described as such If they drink lots Then they are sots And should be so declared And when they tipple 'Til their knees ripple You must say they're impaired Or inebriated Or intoxicated Or blotto or besotted They drink so much That they're out of touch Their brains are nearly rotted So if you imbibe I will describe You as one with dipsomania Don't go out driving While you're drunk Or the police will detain ya
