Ad Read: Episode 1 | Let's Blow Up The Moon




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Summary: Welcome to the Ad Read <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/category/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">podcast</a>. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.<br> Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.<br> Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983">Apple</a> | <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk">Spotify</a> | <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr">Stitcher</a> | <a href="https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/">TuneIn</a> | <a href="https://soundcloud.com/adreadpodcast">SoundCloud</a> | <a href="https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9iZWFyZGVkZ2VudGxlbWVubXVzaWMuY29tL2ZlZWQvYWQtcmVhZC1wb2RjYXN0Lw">Google</a> | <a href="https://subscribeonandroid.com/beardedgentlemenmusic.com/feed/ad-read-podcast/">Android</a><br> Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/bearded-gentlemen-music-podcast/id1066051815?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fbeardedgentlemenmusic.com%2F%3Fp%3D30242">Apple</a> | <a href="https://subscribeonandroid.com/beardedgentlemenmusic.com/feed/podcast/">Android</a><br> In today’s episode, we read the following ads:<br> Blue Apron<br> Find out what <a href="https://www.blueapron.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Blue Apron</a> is. Find out why you need to buy Blue Apron m…. ooops! I almost just said what Blue Apron is, lol. It could be anything. It could be a type of plane. You don’t fucking know. This episode will talk about that.<br> Hims<br> Oh my. I bet you’re <a href="https://www.forhims.com/hair-loss/edible-hair-kit" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">watering at the mouth</a>, trying to figure out what this product might be. But you’ll have to wait until you listen to the podcast or a witch will curse you and you will forever be ruined, absolutely ruined.<br> You wouldn’t like that, would you? You wouldn’t like a witch destroying you? I don’t know. I’m really asking. I don’t know. I don’t know your entire deal. So tell me. Would you want a witch to curse you? If you do, well shit. I mean… that witch is going to curse you. Fuck. I wasn’t really banking on you wanting a witch to curse you, but here we are. I mean, that was my only threat, and you’ve called my bluff here. Well done.<br> Bentmore Buckets<br> Crap. The product description is kind of right in the name, huh? Like, I’m not going to keep you in suspense about what this amazing product might be. You know it’s buckets. It’s right there in the damn name.<br> But I do have one thing on you, and that’s the offer code. I’m going to be a straight up dick about this. If you want the offer code, you have to listen to the podcast. That’s the rules, you fucking asshole.<br> I win. You lose. Fuck you.<br> Something else…<br> Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/request/549h47FLQwIW6s5PB4gN">Upload here</a> or email the podcast at <a href="mailto:%20adreadpodcast@gmail.com">adreadpodcast at gmail.com</a> with your testimonials.<br> You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.<br> Another Thing?<br>