Budweiser pukes down 9%, Twitter/Snap lose a lotta users, and Google’s earnings distracted by drama

Summary: Google parent Alphabet technically reported earnings, but everyone only focused on the latest drama -- it paid a guy $90 million to leave for sexual harassment. Budweiser’s lame move to cut its dividend is a sign that its $104B SABMiller acquisition was questionable. And Twitter and Snap both lost lots of users last quarter, but it only hurt one of them.