Tesla dropped 7% after Elon toked a blunt, August’s Jobs Report didn’t take a vacation, and $9B Theranos’s last day in existence.

Summary: You don’t have to watch Elon Musk take a hit on-air while recording a podcast -- We got ya covered on how his insane flame-throwing, pot-smoking interview smacked Tesla’s stock. Blood-testing unicorn Theranos has been a fraud for a while, so we checked out it’s last day ever (“dissolving”). And the August Jobs Report was America’s 95th straight month of job gains, but this one’s extra special for retail companies.