Blast to the Past, Future Review: Jurassic Park, Turning Into My Dad Song, Samson Shower Heads, Prison Escape and more.

Summary: Millennial time-travelers journey back to 1970s, promptly refuse to leave. Critic reviews next Jurassic Park movie years before it’s released or even filmed. Worst case, he’s turning into a vampire or zombie. Best case, he’s turning into his dad.