Episode 7x06 – The Goldberg Variation

Summary: Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7x06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1x02 “Title I Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.