Summary: • Shoots Chicken Thief • Dumb Can Sing, Talk, and Laugh • Grasshoppers Threaten to Put Silver Cornet Band Out of Business • Lieutenant John Rodgers Gives Up Aviation On Plea of Bride • Embargo Placed on Street Clocks by Commissioners • Dock Workers Riot • Longed for City • Home Run and Hospital • Brave Printer Weds a Beauty Weighing 660 lbs. • Plenty of Slang (poem) • Sold Cheap Milk in "Horlick Milk" Jar
