Shut it down! Shut it all down! We did everything we could. We failed. Crickets, it’s your turn.🦗🦗 Go forth and multiply!
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If not for woke white bloggers, how would black people know to be offended at Dave Chapelle’s new special? 🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿
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Want to get promoted FAST? Be a black right wing pundit (sneaky conservatives), decent female comedian (scared guilty lefties) or marry John Legend.
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The Matrix 4 will take us into a mind-bending reality where Neo joins to fight unconscious bias. That’s where the cocooned pod people pre-judge overachieving agents. It turns out he’s a double-agent trying to create a new race of superhuman-machine hybrids.
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The Matrix 4 will take us into a mind-bending reality where Neo joins to fight unconscious bias. That’s where the cocooned pod people pre-judge overachieving agents. It turns out he’s a double-agent trying to create a new race of superhuman-machine hybrids.
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Bernie Sanders announces DICKQUALITY for All plan. “Those with too much penis must pay their fair share of inches to those with too little.” Loses black vote.
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Your roommate is a monster. Always. Assume his/her genitals have touched everything you own. Even things that bark. Especially things that bark.
https://tinyurl.com/dogroomie
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You know you’ve made it in show business when your dates look like a kidnapping.
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By sexualizing cats in the new Cats movie, we’re doomed to create a “Planet of the Cats” apocalypse. A space crew will discover an alien species licking its genitals, marking property with pee, and feasting on descendents of the weirdos who fucked their ancestors in litterboxes.
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Are titty wrinkles “tinkles”?
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Wouldn’t they switch to burkas instead? Portland wouldn’t dare ban something so sacred and liberating!
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Oh no you didn’t make the acronym for the “National African American Gun Association” NAAGA!
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