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 S01E80: Mercurial | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11176

Even Degenerates Can Make History We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One At The Mouth of Broadway, It's The Dvorak Gang. BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it. God said that, "I don't want ice skates." BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E79: I Shall Please (Placebo! Placebo!) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9092

It's Ice She's Vicious On the Internet of Trash I'm The Golden God Bitch Fire And Metal From The Sky You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut. AKA I already know what happens. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E78: The Pope Is My Burgeoning Terror | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9373

Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E77: Only Nerds Know What Verbs Are | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8744

When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How do Catholics find bones in the winter? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E76: Accept Nothing Ever | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11822

Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E75: Make Acid Rain Not War | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8360

Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ?Blood Acid OuijaLow and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E74: Release The Interlochen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9813

Smooth or Rough This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science! Get yours for $9.99! On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked. Keep killing him, strongest possible delete. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E73: It's Called Dread | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11120

Blink Out. The Call of Heaven. Blood I Scream. Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines. I just wanna tickle a dragon. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E72: Jesus Was A Great Shot | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8768

Trust Only in Mr. Velvet.Good Jokes Vice Jokes?Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks.Happy Patsy Day! Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapist Bjorn! Also special shout out to all the Freaks of Hazards calling in and leaving their scream mails! Welcome to the Machine. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. BYO3-DG Check out Larry's shows here! http://thatlarryshow.com/ https://planetrage.show/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E71: Eerie Over Eerie | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11140

Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight, Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi! Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s! Atlas said "Fuck it". #jk. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E70: It's Oscillating! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9855

It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse. Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, inside jobs, BTS was full steam ahead for this one. GET SOME. Cut the fleshy part underneath of your tongue, reach up, and taste that God hole. BYO3-DG Get all things Grimerica here! https://grimerica.ca/. Get all things audiobook from Grimerica here! https://adultbrain.ca/ Be sure to check out Darren's recent book https://acanadianshame.ca/. Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E68: The Rock The Zombie Church Was Built On | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10033

You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper. Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in to No Agenda. Death is democratic baby. Everyone gets a piece. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

 S01E69: NutScrape | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12157

Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed And one sloppy 6IX Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark Americana flavors. You'll find this comedian is temporarily Alex Jones. Sorry for the convenience. You're a corporate whore and you know it. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E67: Plastic Shit Sample | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10134

The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us. Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area. Sounding a little porn-y... Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s! Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuhan shipping kerfuffles, J-Anon, V4V, goddamn there's so much crammed into the first Second Half of Show I can't remember it all! Very cool! Second Second Half of Show is when the Night Sports begin...OneTwenty breaks down a steamy anime clip for Sir SirSeatSitter, and Boo-Bury fawns over Super Mystery Magazine Mu! Then we go to Mu! Very legal! Now please, if you'd follow us this way to the basement of the VHS store... Eat your heart out Anderson Cooper. BYO3-DG OneTwenty IG OneTwenty Youtube Matt Bigelow IG Matt Bigelow SoundCloud Japan Wut? Podcast http://www.matthewpmbigelow.com/ ABS N' A 6 Pack http://www.shitmyass.com Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E66: Soylent Green New Deal | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12780

Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe. Moe Factz. Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine. One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo n' Lavish cut straight lines of truth as we have an honest and empathetic conversation about the natural unnaturalness. Or was it unnatural naturalness? Second 2nd Half of Show, Lavish discusses how the FBI likely founded the Black Panthers, and Boo-Bury starts a pyramid scheme trying to fund money to buy murder houses. You ain't gonna steal my joy, make it happen for a reason, and... Enjoy Every Sandwich. BYO3-DG Check Out Everything Moe Factz Here! Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

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