Bawdy Storytelling

Does Electrical Play make you come like a rocket? Traveler & beloved storyteller Soren Berg returns to Burning Man to be part of Shots and Shocks (you know, do a shot of liquor, get zapped by a cattle prod) and he’s anxious; electricity is not really his thing, but his date Daisy is intrigued. Yet when Captain Weak-knees invites them to the ElectroDome for a 2 AM private party, their new guide teaches them how to use electrical current to tease and torture each other.

Ever been asked ‘What turns you on’? Sex and relationship coach Gretchen Shanks had been celibate for years, with no idea how to answer that question. So she hires an expert - Bawdy’s own Princess Fancypants! - who sends her a single-spaced 12 page checklist (don’t worry, it’s not comprehensive) & together, they explore Gretchen’s FuckNos & HellYesses. This episode has ProTips, as well as bondage advice on how to make your kinky fantasies come true. #FindYourVoice #ProDomme #Listicle

Are you the best person to have a threesome with? Fearing that he’ll never fit in anywhere, Max Guglielmelli leaves his conservative religious family for the Military, searching for his true self (Spoiler Alert: it wasn’t there). And on one particular Lost Weekend, he parties with Radical Faeries, dances with sexy otters and journeys from one drug-fueled orgy to another, looking for the queer-gendered community he’s been dreaming of. #Gay #DontAskDontTell #PoliticalMovement #ConfidentQueen #SocialJust

Dang, is that cop wearing lacy women’s panties underneath his uniform? Pegging Expert & Podcaster Ruby Ryder takes to the stage - dressed for penetrative play as part of Bawdy’s Strap-on Fashion Show - to tell the story of Zach, a young macho dude in the military who longs to be dominated by a powerful Cougar. Will he be shamed for his desires, or have his pegging fantasies fulfilled? And newcomer Katie Cookie writes a custom song for Bawdy - it’s her first time, so be gentle!

This week, get ready for a classic Bawdy episode from the early days of the podcast - & this time, you get not one but THREE personal stories! Janelle T’s ‘Code Orgy’ is rife with sexy computer science puns, Spidere’s ‘Gamifying Kink’ sci-fi play party features Star Wars, Firefly, Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica cosplay (you did what with that phaser?!) and comedian Caitlin Gill flags her nerdy tattoos in ‘Scientific Evidence’ - and ends up in a noisy threesome.

Should we boff on the Saber-tooth skull, or is Wooly Mammoth more your style? Paleontologist Trevor Valle is in Mexico doing fieldwork when he encounters Dawn, a blue eyed beauty who slowly warms to him. Hoping to impress his new girlfriend, he invites her to join him in the dinosaur lab late one night… If you’ve ever fantasized about sex on top of a priceless 37,000 year old fossil, this story’s for you! #Direwolf #StrokeTheBone #Tattoos #MuseumAfterHours

Did you 'pretty girl’ your way through your fetish shoot? Nerd and pro-BDSM worker Sybil Hawthorne had to the first time - but never again. They want to understand every paraphilia! Sybil does research to prep for each filming, and soon this devout Epistemophile / Hierophiliac has a better understanding of the emotions behind Dacryphilia (crying), Podafilia (feet), Knismolagnia (tickling), Urolagnia (urination), Cuckoldry, Bondage, Objectophilia (inanimate objects) and many other desires.

Can your relationship become stronger with a third person in it? Unicorn and first time storyteller Nicholette Routhier blurts out the words “Do you ever invite third parties into your relationship for sexual or nonsexual intimacy?” to her Couple Crush, and her bravery is rewarded with some of the best - and most acrobatic - sex of all 3 of their lives. When it comes to triads, who really gets the sweet end of the lollipop; the couple or their guest star? #Queerness #NonMonogamous #OrgasmInStereo

Can you be just a little big Pregnant? Is raw-dogging more fun? & can you change your own race by having a biracial baby? Comedian Emily Epstein White discovers that the things people say to you when you’re knocked up can blow your mind so this week, we’re doling out sex ed & reproduction facts, tips & tricks to avoid racism, and even orgasmic birth. #Procreation #Lactation #LetsSayWereTrying #MixedRace

How many dicks do you see in a day? Award-winning gay porn producer mr. Pam sees ‘em in her email, in bars, on Facebook chat…honestly, this woman knows a LOT about cock. Wanna learn some porn producer tips & tricks, including how to get those hot guys to stop by for sex - with you! - on their way out of town? Final question: If everybody can do something that they think they don’t wanna do for 4 minutes, why have we been fucking for hours?!

Are you attracted to men who look like they might choke you in their Semi? Comedian and writer Wonder Dave is tired of long distance hookups, so when he discovers that an enamored and musclebound jock lives just 2 blocks from him, Dave is definitely DTF. But things take an unexpected turn when this ripped stranger makes a special request - and suddenly, they’re not alone. #GayBar #WalkOfShame #InternalMonologue #LeaveYourShoesOn #RoadSoda #Dismount

Are you afraid to ask for what you want? When award-winning storyteller Jannelle Codianni ends her marriage, she realizes that the fear, abuse and rejection mean that now she’s sexually broken. Unable to voice her own desires and not ready for love or commitment, she hires a ‘spotter’ in the form of Marty, one of the only sexological bodyworkers in puritan New England. Can receiving pleasure be silly and playful? More importantly, will these expensive training sessions ever change from awkward to orga

Can you feel the cold, wet squeak? When Girly Juice blogger, Dildorks podcaster, and kink author Kate Sloan sparks the attention of the gorgeous Matthew on Twitter, she can barely make eye contact with them. Soon this gorgeous suitor inundates our favorite bisexual submissive with gifts, long distance flights, spot-on role-play & ego-bolstering rope scenes - yet somehow, Matthew’s exquisite spankings leave her self-conscious and paranoid, rather than euphoric. This Secret Sex Spy seems a bit too ideally..

Kids these days have it so easy. We live in a world where, with your phone and a ring light, you can start your burgeoning porn empire. Back in my day, I had to walk uphill 3 miles in the snow to take a picture of my cooch. Seattle based comedian Jimmy Sorrentino knows what I'm talking about. In this episode, a 71-year old Jimmy (just kidding) lugs state of the art camera equipment and a willing punk rock goth pixie dream girl to the middle of a cornfield to create some pictures to remember. But a first...

Getting naked can mean an unhindered flow of sexual energy between you and a partner, but what if you’re only comfortable if you cover up? Cartoonist Archie Bongiovanni discovered the term Genderqueer years ago, and finally, a beyond-the-binary signifier that fits their gender identity! That first dingy homemade binder made them feel better in their skin, but the responses to it from their hookups didn’t - until Archie meets Andy, and suddenly the binders are flying, and skin-on-skin feels oh so right!