The GOAT Show

The Goat Brothers have a seat at the table, clasp hooves and give thanks, rating the Feat, the Eat, and the Sweet of various Thanksgiving dishes. The WOAT is discarded. Everything else is good for Thanksgiving sandwiches. Aunt Carol, could you please pass the GOAT? Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You can't leave the barn looking like you just rolled out of the hay. To look and feel fresh for a frolic in the fields, the Goats review the Deal, the Feel, and the Reveal of their preferred grooming habits. Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's GOAT. This episode is sponsored by Keeps. If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to keeps.com/goat to receive your first month of treatment for free. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Goats are back from a frolic in the orchards, bellies swollen with apple. Nannie-goat Jill (aka Joati) joins Jake and Micah to dispute the Munch, the Crunch, and the Lunch of all that they tasted. A GOAT is picked from the highest branch...sort-of. A WOAT is left to decay in the grass beneath the tree...also sort-of. The GOATest trees bear the GOATest fruits. Visit Rogers Orchards in Connecticut. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The GOATs have overdone it, partying a little too hard and singing a lot of Stan Rogers. Now they need to get right, to pull themselves out of their dark, sad, sickly GOAT caves into the daylight to overcome the curse of all curses: the hangover. Lucky for you, Jake and Micah have determined the GOAT remedy by carefully weighing the Move, the Groove, and the Improve (or was it the Lift, the Drift, and the Gift?) of a variety of techniques that will get you out of that hungover rut and singing "Barrett's Privateers" in no time. Go and cruise the seas for American GOAT. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boundlessly buff and boisterously brilliant GOATS discuss The Bed, The Stead, and The Head of various morning routines, all designed to prepare YOU to have the GOATest day possible. Be awoken. Be mindful. Be GOATful. Follow the show @goatshowpod Learn how to do Dr. Kat Bodden's vagus nerve exercises on Instagram. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mighty Goats return to determine the greatest of all of the masks that they've been diligently using during quarantine. Many were tested, but one rose above the rest through careful evaluation of the Task, the Bask the...Mask? Follow the show @goatshowpod and get links to purchase all GOATs past and present at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake is in his trunk, and Micah is in his garage/apartment. After trying every cocktail in existence, they feel they've found the GOAT. Micah also spills his drink repeatedly, and Jake sings about it. Drink responsibly, Goats. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Goats are still at home, and they need to stay fit. They try out a variety of different apps and workouts to determine the GOAT way to hit the gym from the confines of your quarantine. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Little GOAT Boys look forward to the day on which they will be able to explore again. Did you ever think that any federally-protected piece of land could be The WOAT? Listen to find out which park it is! Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In their quest to find the greatest party joke of all time, The Kid and The Big Buck seek assistance from their friends, including Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus, and many, many many, many, many more. Seriously there are so many jokes in this episode that you will be prepared for every social situation you could possibly imagine. Go and be GOAT. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In their second week of social distancing, Brother Jake and Brother Micah explore various cooked presentations of the solanum tuberosum, AKA the spud, AKA the yukon gold, AKA the russet, AKA nature's finest carb, AKA the potato. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Great Goats are in isolation...with each other. In an effort to stave off cabin fever, the brothers seek an activity that is both the GOAT and socially distant. Flatten the curve, folks. Watch Jake and Micah's hilarious effort at a TikTok. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Goat Bros unearth the greatest house plant of all time by researching the Leaf, the Grief and the Relief. They also learn about spider mites. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Brothers GOAT taste an unhealthy amount of non-dairy milk alternatives. A GOAT is determined. A WOAT is suffered. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mr. Goat and Mr. Goo Goo discuss the nest, rest and quest of way too many pillows. The GOAT is proclaimed, and the WOAT is shamed. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz and @jakehurwitz Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.