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The GOAT Show

Summary: Jake and Micah Hurwitz discuss, rate, and review everything from Water Bottles to Karaoke Songs on their search for the greatest everything of all time.

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 Hangover Cures | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:44

The GOATs have overdone it, partying a little too hard and singing a lot of Stan Rogers. Now they need to get right, to pull themselves out of their dark, sad, sickly GOAT caves into the daylight to overcome the curse of all curses: the hangover. Lucky for you, Jake and Micah have determined the GOAT remedy by carefully weighing the Move, the Groove, and the Improve (or was it the Lift, the Drift, and the Gift?) of a variety of techniques that will get you out of that hungover rut and singing "Barrett's Privateers" in no time. Go and cruise the seas for American GOAT. Follow the show @goatshowpod and get links to purchase all GOATs past and present at Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 Morning Routines | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:48:16

The boundlessly buff and boisterously brilliant GOATS discuss The Bed, The Stead, and The Head of various morning routines, all designed to prepare YOU to have the GOATest day possible. Be awoken. Be mindful. Be GOATful. Follow the show @goatshowpod and get links to purchase all GOATS, past and present at Learn how to do Dr. Kat Bodden's vagus nerve exercises on Instagram. Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 Masks | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:10

The Mighty Goats return to determine the greatest of all of the masks that they've been diligently using during quarantine. Many were tested, but one rose above the rest through careful evaluation of the Task, the Bask the...Mask? Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 Cocktails | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:50

Jake is in his trunk, and Micah is in his garage/apartment. After trying every cocktail in existence, they feel they've found the GOAT. Micah also spills his drink repeatedly, and Jake sings about it. Drink responsibly, Goats. Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 At-Home Workouts | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:45:18

The Goats are still at home, and they need to stay fit. They try out a variety of different apps and workouts to determine the GOAT way to hit the gym from the confines of your quarantine. Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 US National Parks | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:44

The Little GOAT Boys look forward to the day on which they will be able to explore again. Did you ever think that any federally-protected piece of land could be The WOAT? Listen to find out which park it is! Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 Party Jokes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:45:48

In their quest to find the greatest party joke of all time, The Kid and The Big Buck seek assistance from their friends, including Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus, and many, many many, many, many more. Seriously there are so many jokes in this episode that you will be prepared for every social situation you could possibly imagine. Go and be GOAT. Advertise on The GOAT Show via 

 Potatoes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:39

In their second week of social distancing, Brother Jake and Brother Micah explore various cooked presentations of the solanum tuberosum, AKA the spud, AKA the yukon gold, AKA the russet, AKA nature's finest carb, AKA the potato. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew. Advertise on The GOAT Show via

 Social Distancing Activities | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:40:23

The Great Goats are in isolation...with each other. In an effort to stave off cabin fever, the brothers seek an activity that is both the GOAT and socially distant. Flatten the curve, folks. Watch Jake and Micah's hilarious effort at a TikTok. Advertise on The GOAT Show via

 House Plants | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:34

The Goat Bros unearth the greatest house plant of all time by researching the Leaf, the Grief and the Relief. They also learn about spider mites. Advertise on The GOAT Show via

 Milk Alternatives | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:55

The Brothers GOAT taste an unhealthy amount of non-dairy milk alternatives. A GOAT is determined. A WOAT is suffered. Advertise on The GOAT Show via

 Pillows | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:34

Mr. Goat and Mr. Goo Goo discuss the nest, rest and quest of way too many pillows. The GOAT is proclaimed, and the WOAT is shamed. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz and @jakehurwitz Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at

 Water Bottles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:30

The brothers discuss the lip, the sip and the drip of a plethora of water bottles. Many a water bottle is celebrated, many more are shamed.

 First Dates | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:01

The Brothers Goat embark on a series of first dates and discuss the flow, glow and whoa of the each. An unequivocal GOAT is determined.

 Key Clips (w/ Amir Blumenfeld) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:48:25

The brothers and guest Amir Blumenfeld discuss the clip, dip, and trip of several key clips. The debate around the GOAT and the WOAT rages.


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