Crudely Drawn Swords - A Dungeon World Actual Play Podcast

We've all done it- you wake up one morning in a generic mainstream tavern in the capital city after a great night of music and fun only to discover that the worst storm in living memory is sweeping through and you and your friends are in terrible danger. Bambari is blanketed with snow, Enigma gets a chance to chill, Tristan improvises an old traditional song on the spot and Percy is living it luge in this winterborn episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

What could be more restful than a quiet evening at a generic inn? Well, that depends a lot on what musicians are performing there and how the audience feels about them, one would suppose. Tristan meets an old friend, Bambari shakes a leg, Percy gets bundled and Enigma is nothing more than she seems to be in this calming and melodic episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

The Hawks are bringing a trade delegation to Vale, the capital city, but can they find the useful contacts they will need to build a trade alliance with Batmazgorod? They'll have to work hard to use their contacts, apply their expertise and charm if this is to work. Bambari is a good guy, Enigma wears a memorable coat, Tristan remembers a war and Percy explores the irony of religion in this mercantile episode of Crudely Drawn Swords. * Apologetic note: My faulty USB interface ( THANKS ALESIS ) was clipping and the sound quality is poor at the start. Although it is noticeable throughout, it definitely gets better after the first few minutes.

The Hawks seek to create an underground alliance with the dwarven kingdom of Batmazgorod, but first contact is not going entirely to plan and Tristan's anthropological expertise seems worryingly limited. Percy shows feline elegance, Bambari leaves the door open to opportunity, Tristan prepares his negotiation strategy and Enigma totally rules in this diplomatic episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

Picking up after last episode's cliffhanger ending, the Hawks are engaged in a battle against an ancient monstrosity. Even if they win, will there be something even more dangerous beyond the long-sealed gates of Batmazgorod? Enigma punches above her weight, Percy strides on through, Tristan is only in it for the experience and Bambari is a physical Adonis in this ingressive episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

If the hawks are to carry out their grand scheme and get help from the underground kingdom of Batmazgorod, they need to open a gateway sealed hundreds of years ago, by an ancient evil. Percy rushes in, Enigma lets fly with bow and arrow, Tristan discovers the difference between theory and practice and Bambari is surprisingly effective in this satisfying buffet of Crudely Drawn Swords.

Finally, some answers to the big questions that have been plaguing our heroes, and all delivered through the medium of tedious and excessively detailed poetry by annoying elves. Could life get any better? Probably- here's hoping that all the news is good! Enigma is enjoying the culture, Bambari is hating the culture, Tristan knows a lot about dwarven culture and Percy is no expert in the more artistic cultural pursuits in this enlightening episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

In the heart of the Woodmarch Forest, the Hawks have met the famous Witch of Woodmarch, discovering something interesting about her family in the process. A chance to discuss recent revelations, learn a little about Bambari's past and, of course, share a hearty breakfast. Percy offers Tristan a wake-up call, Enigma is not a sausage and Bambari has an imaginary friend in this much coven-ted episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

The Hawks have arrived at the dangerous Woodmarch forest, and now they must venture deep through its shadowed glades if they are to find the elves, risking hazardous wildlife, mysterious spirits and terrifying witchery. Enigma is treated with appropriate reverence, Percy clashes with Tristan and Bambari gets a wake up call in this sylvan episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

With affairs in the grey lands resolved to several people's satisfaction, it is time for the Hawks take a moment for breakfast, before setting out in search of the ancient past. Bambari reflects on geography, Enigma protects her allies from spoilers, Percy starts Bambari's training and Tristan is strangely quiet in this big-budget cerealisation of Crudely Drawn Swords.

In the second half of the Hawks adventures in the shadowed realm, they draw closer together, make further bargains and gain some sweet ink. Bambari gets a good deal, Tristan sings about feudalism, Enigma reflects on her situation and there is an opportunity for Percival Cleft to show his quality in this DEADicated episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

Spoiler alert: Something bad happened at the end of the end of the last episode and now the people to whom the bad thing didn't happen must stage a daring bid to rescue the person to whom it did. This episode we take a break from our regular Dungeon World adventures because the realms of the dead, through which our heroes must pass, work by different rules. Percy shares a forgettable anecdote, Bambari is a powerful wizard, Tristan talks to humble creatures and Enigma keeps curious company in this darkling episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

In Hyde Mansion, events are coming to a head as the Hawks close on their prey, or possibly vice versa. Hidden trapdoors will open, thieves will come out of the closet and everyone will learn that sometimes when one door opens, another closes. Bambari isn't talking to Tristan, Enigma meets her match, Percy keeps his cool and Tristan makes it all about Tristan.

The Hawks make their way into the mansion where it seems a dangerous Icewatcher cell may be holed up, but can they locate their enemies without walking into any further traps, falling into any dangerous pits or accidentally burning the whole place to the ground? Percy gets everyone down, Tristan finds a catch, Bambari bricks it and Enigma goes in search of the satire in this enigmatic episode of Crudely Drawn Swords.

Following Enigma's dashing rooftop chase, the Hawks have a destination- an old mansion on the edge of town and a very simple mission: Get into the building. How hard can it be? In this episode of Crudely Drawn Swords: Tristan shoots at statuary, Percy turns turtle, Enigma is effective and Bambari doesn't even want your stupid healing.