The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 Fry us an egg, mate | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:59

Welcome to Thursday's edition of The Luke and Pete Show. Your hosts, er, Luke and Pete obviously, are here to entertain you for half an hour or so to help you procrastinate, delay the inevitable, or see you through your commute/run. Yeah, we see you. We know exactly what you're up to. On today's episode we take time to pay tribute to the great Chadwick Boseman after he sadly passed away over the weekend, we debate the best and worst office practices, and we hear about a novel way of frying an egg in the Arizona desert. All that and much more, including your emails on another all-new, all free Luke and Pete Show. Don't miss it! Get in touch with us! The address is hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Breakbeat rewind | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:56

Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast.  This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and with the help of a listener we debate the benefits of the technology on display in the movie Aliens. Get in touch with us! The address is hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A victim of a milky hate crime | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:16

Today’s episode is quite the menagerie - Luke and Pete hear news on the baby gorilla born at Bristol Zoo and we talk about a Greenland shark who’s lived for almost four hundred years.  Plus, we’ve got a discussion about a Satanic peadophile death cult, Luke has some info on the Japanese credit card crisis, Pete tells a story about the Ninja Museum and we hear from a listener who got in some real trouble on his trip to Death Valley! The emails we’re getting at the moment are top tier, keep them coming! It’s hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A few too many red flags | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:16

On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.   There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley! Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees. It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Not much of a sweater | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:12

It’s a Thursday, which means another serving of nonsense from the Luke and Pete Show! This week, Pete’s playing with fire by recording semi-nude and Luke’s giving some love to Ronnie O’Sullivan. Strap in folks, it’s going to be a weird one. Also on this episode, we hear from a concussed pilot, Pete’s squaring up to Alison Hammond and Luke reveals what he has in common with er…. Prince Andrew…? Get stuck in at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 On top of a great white shark | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:33

On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism.  Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark. We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A munch on dog food | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:48

On today’s episode, we talk about some strippers who performed in a very unexpected setting, a translation mishap from a brewery and something unusual someone did with their beard hair. Later, we also hear an unfortunate childhood poo story from a listener and Pete admits he’s been known to have a nibble on dog food. Dreadful. Send your stories and thoughts to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A free lickable treat | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:22

Pete’s been putting alcohol spray on his shoes, Luke’s been having Zoom mishaps and we’re all just too damn hot. We also talk about Toshiba, flying, wrestling and snooker! So put your feet up, crack open a Tyskie and tuck into a double Snickers! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Bagel Heads | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:40

On today’s show, we have a chat about Jonathan Swan’s Donald Trump interview and ask what’s happened to all the planes since the coronavirus outbreak! We also reminisce about the 90s TV show MovieWatch and hear a clip from a man who has decided that every Star Wars film has the wrong title. AND we tuck into a load of emails from you lot, featuring one about things that only ever happen in movies and another on the Japanese ‘Bagel Head’ phenomenon! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A fox in flip flops | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:42

Another Monday, another installment of the Luke and Pete Show! In this episode we’re talking about mosquitos, 3D printed vitamins and fire poi.   Also on today’s show, Luke reveals the time he offended Pete the most and Pete has an admission to make about the film Aliens.   If that wasn’t enough to whet your appetite, there’s also an email from an anonymous listener about a dildo and a story about a fox with a passion for fashion. Get in involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Suspected ghost receives fine | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:39

It’s animals all round on today’s episode, as Luke and Pete chat about crufts, foxes and The Supervet. We’ve also got an amazing story about a man who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a particularly insensitive location AND we’ve got an anechoic chamber update! Also on this show, we have a chat about Dark and we hear from a listener with a rare disease. Hit us up at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, we love reading your emails! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Power washing with Robert Pattinson | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:32

On today’s episode, we ask whether it’s okay to put cheese coleslaw in a pot noodle and whether Pete will outlive Keith Richards. The conclusion to both is the same. We also hear about the Australian ‘bin chicken’ and we’ve got some amazing original noises from Mario 64 to play you. And if that wasn’t enough, Pete’s got a story about a faux pas he made at a garden party on Saturday when he got a little too overexcited with a power washer. Get in touch with us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Boxer shrimps changed my life | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:18

On this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, we’re reminiscing on some old school Glastonbury memories. Luke’s got some info on the micro economy that used to operate there in the 90s and Pete’s raging about an inflatable banana.  We’ve also got some top tier examples of young people with old people’s names, Luke’s got a heartwarming story about red kites and Pete’s giving us an update on his horrible Swarfega habits. Today’s episode is full to brim with Sunny D, boxer shrimps and the finest Korean onions. Get it on! We’d love to hear from you, to get in touch with the show, email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A friendship of mountains | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:28:29

Pete’s been in the wars with a neck injury but luckily he’s now on the road to recovery, which is why we’re bringing you an episode on a Tuesday this week. Apologies for the delay and thank you for your patience! On today’s Luke and Pete Show, we’re talking about American sports and the art of mixing glue. We also have a new player entering the game! What’s more, Luke’s got a surprising fact about the point furthest from the earth’s surface and Pete has a confession to make about using an unusual shower gel substitute. Warning: it’s dark.  Plus, we’ve got a shocking email from a listener who accidentally destroyed a 5,000 year old corpse. What more could you ask for? We love hearing from you, so please do get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 It's too windy for my turbine | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:47

What's the point of a wind turbine that blows over due to excess wind? Absolute rubbish. Shouldn't be allowed. We discuss that today, as well as getting the latest on our quest to learn as much as we can about glass, before going big on graverobbing and traditional funerals.  After that there's a deep dive on endangered species, with Pete being particularly concerned about the plight of the humble lemur. And, before we chip off, there's just enough time to take in some of your emails too, so don't miss that. If you want to join the celebrated ranks of those who have sent us an email, you can do so here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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