The Luke and Pete Show

Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale! To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread. There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village? Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly. Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out... To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we'd love to hear from you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack. We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN! Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow. Produced by Natalie Wilson.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work. Elsewhere, the boys go shopping in an Amazon supermarket, Luke shares news about his catastrophic beef-eating experience, and we get to some of your *very* EXCITING EMAILS.  GET IN TOUCH! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing your nonsense. Produced by Natalie Wilson  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man's wrong legged amputation... We've also got time for NEW PLAYERS, suitcases full of wires, surprise Stephen King novels and an x-ray version of Naked Attraction. SO MUCH NONSENSE! Get in touch! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. There's nothing we love more than hearing from you all!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo. We also have news on which tube line is the real MVP, how to deal with dodgy neighbours, and what’s cooler than a million dollars... GET IN TOUCH! What's the worst thing you've ever ordered as takeaway food? What do you think is cooler than a million dollars? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or by dropping us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. If you're enjoying what you're hearing, leave us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the potato state of Idaho.  Elsewhere, TWO NEW PLAYERS ENTER THE GAME, we discuss how Pete and Elon Musk are more or less the same person, and Luke has some rather inappropriate emails to read...DON'T MISS OUT! Want to have your very own absolute nonsense featured on the show? You know what to do. GET INVOLVED - drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete crack open some Tyskie cans, munch on posh crisps and discuss the benefits of microdosing MSG as we digest the latest nonsense the boys have stumbled upon. Amongst the Madeley madness and microwaveable fish, we’ve also got news on the new house Pete has access to and some interesting discussion about private parts... GET STUCK IN!  Get in touch! We LOVE hearing from you so drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or by sending us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow! If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! You know you want to. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Puff Puff Pete tells us about his casual visits to Doobsville, USA, before Luke shares news on a dating disaster involving one man and his 35 girlfriends. Elsewhere, the boys discuss the holy grail of old men's haircuts and what it takes to have an incredibly epic nap, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. This week, we want your battery brands! Get in touch with new brands you've found in your old gadgets, at the back of your dad's garage or in that long egg device you just purchased - drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, we’re recording in the fast lane as Pete shares breaking news of the world's most bizarre smuggling scandal to date. Elsewhere, Luke gives us the 101 on how to fix a cat. We’ve also got time for unusual pet snacks, podcast pub fiascos and the largest human poo on record…DON'T MISS OUT! Have you ever smuggled anything before? Does your pet cat enjoy a particularly weird snack? Get in touch and let us know! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or get involved on our Twitter and Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! If you're currently enjoying the show, go ahead and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, Luke discovers news about a man who's been living alone on an island for decades and considers how he'd survive living solo. Elsewhere, Pete is after more intellectual conversation as he explores the idea of a potato chip made of human flesh. Delightful. We've also got time for earwax suction techniques, Indian food we have access to and the official beach of Sandi Toksvig, before taking a very disappointing trip to battery corner. GET STUCK IN! Want to be featured on the show? Have you recently thought about surviving on an island alone, or gained access to a brand new crisp flavour? Whatever nonsense you've been digging into, share it with us! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today's show, the boys are back in the studio to celebrate the Luke and Pete Show's 4th birthday! While Luke brings the party to life with live karaoke, Pete's experiencing some rather unfortunately *audible* toilet troubles... Elsewhere, we hear all about a KFC criminal and the world's most expensive chicken nugget, before getting to some *very* exciting emails... GET IN TOUCH! We LOVE hearing from you - let us know your favourite memories from the past 4 years of Luke and Pete's nonsense, or tell us all about a recent celebration you've had by dropping us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or by joining the fun on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us some insight into the family he has access to and the fun and games behind the seafood shucking industry, before the boys digest the recent Friends reunion and Pete unveils which cast member might secretly be his dad... Elsewhere, over in battery corner, THREE NEW PLAYERS enter the game before a listener gets in touch with a story surrounding office parkour, stolen keys and cranberry juice... GET IN TOUUUUCH! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense, new battery brands, bizarre pets you have access to and so forth over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow! THANKS!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-covered oysters. Meanwhile, Luke’s got a fancy new WhatsApp profile picture to share… Also on today’s show, we’ve got news on Bernie Sanders’ Gatorade and unsalted cashew nut diet, Pete’s top tips on why you *shouldn’t* be drinking water and our most incredible driving test failure story yet. GET IN TOUCH! There's nothing we love more than reading out your nonsense on the show. Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! If you're enjoying what you hear, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.