The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 Crunchy Foot Syndrome | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:11

The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on alcoholic soup.  Elsewhere, Luke learns about one drug-dealing entrepreneur’s healthy crystal meth recipe, while Pete reveals his unhealthy chocolate stealing habits.  Also on today’s show, some exciting emails take us back to school as we discuss terrible student reports and celebrity teachers in disguise. Enjoy! Have you brought any particularly weird Christmas presents this year? Let us know at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A thoughtful small amount of beef | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:42

Pete took his driving test last week and he’s ready to grill Luke on some of the more ridiculous questions on the test. Also on this episode, Luke reveals the unusual Christmas gift he received from Pete in the post and he also shares his theory on where to find the best tacos in the world.  If you want to get in touch, we’d love to hear from you! Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 An Over-whale-ming Discovery | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:37:20

It’s Thursday, which means Luke and Pete are back for some more nonsense! In today’s episode, Luke discovers the profitable benefits of fishing for whale vomit and the boys decide to give up their day jobs to become Ambergris hunters.  We also look into one woman’s spooky discovery in her new house’s basement wall, before diving into some very interesting emails concerning Pete’s broadband difficulties and some particularly sloppy school work. Enjoy! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Parkour Gibbons Galore | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:49

The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes us on a rather chaotic trip down memory lane to discuss cars on fire, flying go-karts, and Street Fighter Remastered as two Dads participate in an epic childhood brawl.  Elsewhere, the boys discuss their favourite arcade games and introduce all-new players to the battery championships before getting to some exciting emails...involving one listener’s incredibly overpriced scotch egg. Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:23

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station.  Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward.  Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:08

Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pete’s been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman...  Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it’s been! Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:55

It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtuber and voice of the Abroad In Japan podcast, Chris Broad!  From Yamagata to Hartlepool, the boys discuss rumours surrounding Pete’s secret Japanese family and what it takes to become a successful Youtuber. Meanwhile, Chris gives us a taste of his adventurous diet involving coffee, fried chicken, and the odd noodle sandwich... Elsewhere, we have some very exciting emails covering everything from popcorn fraud to the bizarre link between Star Trek: Voyager and Barack Obama’s presidential election. Don’t miss out! Have you ever eaten a meaty ice pop before? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The Scream Database | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:37:16

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we’re sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell.  Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5.  Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A faith-palm moment | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:21

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, Luke’s unleashed his inner movie buff as he discusses cliché film favourites, British bad guys and featuring on the big screen himself! Also on the show, we chat all about chemical elements, discover the three things people can watch endlessly without getting bored, and hear some very bizarre emails - think big meaty squirrels and a care home horror story with a twist. Enjoy! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:08

On today’s show, the Chinese scooter is finally up and running as Pete’s figured out how to get it purring. Meanwhile, Luke’s discussing responsible lock picking and how after 3 long years of waiting - drum roll please! - a new battery brand has finally been discovered.  Elsewhere, we get an interesting look into Luke’s own brand of childhood nostalgia with everything from neighbours arguments to cars on fire! Finally, the boys also discuss the potentially illegal relationships between all our favourite Mario characters. Join us! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A Series of Unfortunate Pets | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:41

The boys are back with more nonsense chat in one firequacker of a show! On today’s episode, Pete has difficulties with his new moped and future dreams of the Isle of Man TT, while Luke talks celebrity steeplejacks and what it takes to do such an important job.  Elsewhere, Luke teaches us how to fix a sick cat while Pete confesses to sharing his dog’s medication. And if you think that’s mad, wait until you hear what Pope Alexander VI got up to with his horses! This week we want to hear all of your weirdest animal stories! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:30

On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors before the boys discuss the aftermath of a spicy US election and wave goodbye to ‘confirmed boozophile’ Donald Trump.  Elsewhere, Luke shares the boys’ bedtime cuddling habits before reading some exciting emails: second-hand kitchens, exploding fingers, and one particularly destructive student’s school report! What were you like in school? We want to know - email us your school reports at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 An Octopus Revenge Plot | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:40

It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license and his dreams of a new motorbike, while Luke shares his experience on impressing girls with mad moped skills.  We then get some vocal coaching lessons as Pete attempts to locate his inner Céline Dion. Elsewhere, after discovering the age in which people lose their passion for life, the boys search for what most matters to them. Plus, one listener shares all about a fishy supermarket fiasco involving *very* unexpected contents of a Quality Street tin. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Woolly Mammoth Lollipops | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:44

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are parenting - or at least attempting to - as we chat all things birth-related, with rugby players delivering babies as well as the ins and outs of umbilical cords. Also, Pete’s belly button makes a surprise guest appearance!  The boys then have a mammoth of a discussion surrounding melting glaciers, spear-throwing devices, and ditching supermarket frozen foods for preserved glacial animals. Also on the show, a storm of emails featuring head injuries, rat pits, and an Aladdin's lamp replica. All in all, prepare for an eclectic mix of utter rubbish. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A Milky Affair | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:15

On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty.  Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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