The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 Mormon karate master | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:22

It’s Thursday, everyone - we're back! Luke and Pete are talking dads, Mormons and karate masters. Or, in one extraordinary case, a dad Mormon karate master.    We also had some correspondence on the subject of soiled pants and even found time to enter a couple of new players into the game!    Got a story to share with us? Send it to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 I don’t respect my George Foreman Grill | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:07

Back for another week! Today on The Luke and Pete Show, we discuss which household appliances we respect the most. Spoiler alert - Luke's George Foreman takes an absolute battering... Elsewhere, there's a video that sparks Pete Donaldson's holy trinity of nightmares and listener Luke from Cardiff weighs in with some epic classic dad behaviour. Send in your classic Dad stories and more at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Crocodile Heads in Norfolk | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:35

Why don't billionaires do a remake of the Titanic? Why is a man going to Norfolk to buy dead crocodile heads? How are space probes fuelled? Why has a man who films cyst-ridden cow hooves got over a million subscribers on YouTube? If you can find a single other podcast anywhere in the world answering the breadth of questions like above then please subscribe to it. Go on, do it. Do it with our blessing. But until then, stick with good ol' Lukey and Petey. We'll see you right. Get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 New Rave Roller Coasters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:37:26

Happy Monday! Welcome back to another half an hour with The Luke and The Pete. This time around we talk James Bond, which naturally leads into a chat about cinema etiquette and what level and frequency of cough Pete deems acceptable in the movie theatre.  There's also more tales from listeners about their school's approach to whatever non-existent drug problem existed at the time and we spend what feels like a lot of minutes talking about morning routines. What's yours? Let us know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Fiddling with your own shed | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:18

We come to you this Thursday with bad news. Pete's shed has stopped working! All the electrics have packed in and our eponymous hero is left wondering what to do. Hopefully he can get it sorted before the weather gets really cold. Elsewhere, we talk the improvement in hand driers, the etiquette of the public toilet, a man that left skidmarked pants at Pete's house and the time his Dad nearly killed a man. Yes you read that correctly, and no those two incidents are not related. To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Bernard Matthews is a turkey man, first and foremost | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:06

Welcome along to a new week of LAPS, as the cool kids are calling it now. Luke and Pete, resplendent in their shackets, join each other to talk about a number of commercially available beverages, including Special Brew, Diet Coke and San Pellegrino, before getting stuck into some other bits and pieces including the Lake District, an app designed to stop incest and much, much more. We also hear from you, the listener, and your finest tales as well, and if you're reading this and have never sent us an email, please don't be shy. You can find us on hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:01

Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in what it's like to work in a non-traditional office, before Pete sings the praises of the humble rice cooker, and Luke runs the rule over haircut etiquette. We also take the time to double check that Pete wasn't mentioned in the Pandora Papers, hear about a listener who had his flip-flop stolen by an unlikely thief, and end on an evisceration of one of the world's most successful authors. Bring your dinner: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Selling your skin | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:54

Welcome to a new week of LAPS! It's lovely to have you along. Pete's back from his holidays with the partner he has access to, but he missed the dogs he has access to and it turns out there's a problem with the fridge he has access to. So, a mixed bag really. We start proceedings by getting stuck into Saltbae in a way that we could never afford to do in his actual restaurant, before waxing lyrical about foxes and walkie talkies. Our wonderful LAPS family has also excelled itself with some stories of their own, as they always do, so stick around for that. Hit us up: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Mind that horse | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:18

Just how much time did Pete spend on that Jack Bauer chat forum back in the day? The guys attempt to get to grips with it and find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes... Elsewhere, there's an update from the UK swingers scene, the boys learn about the perils of a vaping convention, and discuss the relative acting merits of Keanu Reeves. Oh, and today's show also contains the following - baths, horse shit, the imperial measurement system and The One Show. Actually those first three subjects sound like they could all be features on The One Show, don't they? Talk to us, we could be friends but you playin': hello@lukeandpeteshow.com    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Paranormal activity in the shed | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:46

Has Pete bought a set of walkie talkies to use down the shed so he doesn't need to spend quite as much time in the house? Yes, yes he has. And that can only be good news for the Luke and Pete Show, let's be honest. But what's this? One of the walkie talkies appears to be haunted? Ooooooooh, tell us more Donny... PS: We also find some time to talk about a man who had a bike ride to remember and Mick Fleetwood.  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com is the destination for all of your stories!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Volcano Pete | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:56

Pete is off to the Canary Islands just in time to see a volcano erupt everywhere. Bloody typical. Will he come back covered in molten hot magma? Stay tuned to find out. What else does today's show consist of, we hear you ask? Well, there's a cat having problems using his catflap, a trip or two to the greyhounds, and a very naughty grandparent. Be warned. To get in touch, you know the email address by now, but just in case you need a reminder: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Speak soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 This is your brain on Karate Kid III | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:27

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet more of his time emailing listeners privately about gibbons. There's also POG, the true benefit of sheep eating only grass, and the remarkable ability of both of our protagonists for spilling food down their respective shirts.  Get in touch with us! We love hearing from you! hello@lukeandpeteshow.com is the destination. Stay frosty!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 You bloody fool | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:20

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, intelligence level needed to be a TV presenter, red hot playground slides, and bald maniacs who podcast. There's also Married at First Sight, a big long walk in Australia and lots more. Have a great weekend! To send us a missive, use hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The least trusted haircut | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:16

The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discovers the Milk Crate Challenge just 20 weeks after it all started, decides he'd quite like to be a taxi driver at some point, and gives us all his theories on sea sickness. There's also time for your stories as well, and one of them involves a quite awkward conversation around not deleting one's browsing history. Consider yourselves warned. Let's hear from you, too! Get in touch with us here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A cycle trip from hell | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:40

It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where Pete can go on his next holiday, before ending the discussion by asking why people are always the worst versions of themselves at airports. Elsewhere, there are protests, more sheep food chat and a group of listeners heading across Europe on their bikes with disastrous consequences.  Looking for somewhere to send a story? Here's the place: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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