The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 The Crappening | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:43:59

It’s another Jim Campbell special! We’ve got some more news on Jim’s eccentric dad and an incredible story about Extinction Rebellion protestors ‘going floppy’.  Also on this episode, Jim’s telling us about his night terrors and Luke’s indulging in some extra-terrestrial chat, which Pete usually doesn’t let anywhere near the Luke and Pete Show studio.  All that, plus a brilliant email from a pilot who lost his wedding ring AND the story we’ve all been waiting for: THE CRAPPENING! Luke actually downloaded this episode as soon as we finished recording just so he could listen to Jim tell this story again, you don’t want to miss it! Get in touch with with your emails at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The Luke and Jim Show! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:40:41

It’s Jim Campbell’s long overdue debut on the Luke and Pete Show! Whilst Pete’s on holiday in an unknown destination, Jim’s filling in and you’ll be unsurprised to hear that he’s taken to talking nonsense with Luke like a duck to water.   On this episode, Luke and Jim are talking about some of their favourite childhood memories, including hearing Nirvana for the first time, going to waterparks and facing assault courses.   There’s also a brilliant email from a listener who was taught by former professional footballer and England international, Dave Thomas.   If you’ve been taught by someone of note, let us know at hello@lukeandpeteshow and don't forget to come back on Thursday for more Jim Campbell goodness. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Drinky drinky falling over person | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:28

Luke’s still in Scotland, so once again Pete had the pleasure of Chris Tilly’s company for today’s episode! The topics discussed include Chris falling over drunk, the video game character Max Payne and tardigrades.  Also on this episode, Chris and Pete have an email from an ‘anonymous illegal rave whistle blower’, there’s a new beer drinking activity to be debated and Pete tells Chris about Daniel Lambert, an 18th century man who weighed 52 stone. Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast - Clash of the Titles - and you can follow them on Twitter @clashpod! Get in touch with the show at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A sexed up ET | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:02

Luke’s off gallivanting in Scotland! So for today’s episode, Pete is joined by Clash of the Titles’ host: Chris Tilly.  Consequently, there's a whole load of film chat, including dodgy K-Pax merchandise, 80s action classics and weird novel adaptations.  Also on this episode, Chris and Pete chat about the time Pete ate some mystery meat sent to him by a listener and the boys also discuss a piece of Russian facial recognition software that Pete’s been using… The emails have been flooding in! Including one from Laura, who went to extreme lengths to watch a World Cup game in 1998. Hit us up at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com to get involved! Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast, Clash of the Titles. You can find them on Twitter at @clashpod! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A fare skipper banged to rights | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:31

Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin. Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise. Get stuck in at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:41

On today’s episode, we’re talking about the work of John Cage, what makes a good roast dinner and why Pete is not to be trusted with the company credit card under any circumstances. Also on today’s show, we’ve got an email from a listener who swallowed his wedding ring and is desperately clinging to the Luke and Pete Show for guidance. All that, as well as Clapham Junction, pregnancy tests and a church organ. ***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Fry us an egg, mate | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:59

Welcome to Thursday's edition of The Luke and Pete Show. Your hosts, er, Luke and Pete obviously, are here to entertain you for half an hour or so to help you procrastinate, delay the inevitable, or see you through your commute/run. Yeah, we see you. We know exactly what you're up to. On today's episode we take time to pay tribute to the great Chadwick Boseman after he sadly passed away over the weekend, we debate the best and worst office practices, and we hear about a novel way of frying an egg in the Arizona desert. All that and much more, including your emails on another all-new, all free Luke and Pete Show. Don't miss it! Get in touch with us! The address is hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Breakbeat rewind | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:56

Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast.  This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and with the help of a listener we debate the benefits of the technology on display in the movie Aliens. Get in touch with us! The address is hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A victim of a milky hate crime | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:16

Today’s episode is quite the menagerie - Luke and Pete hear news on the baby gorilla born at Bristol Zoo and we talk about a Greenland shark who’s lived for almost four hundred years.  Plus, we’ve got a discussion about a Satanic peadophile death cult, Luke has some info on the Japanese credit card crisis, Pete tells a story about the Ninja Museum and we hear from a listener who got in some real trouble on his trip to Death Valley! The emails we’re getting at the moment are top tier, keep them coming! It’s hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A few too many red flags | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:16

On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.   There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley! Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees. It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Not much of a sweater | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:12

It’s a Thursday, which means another serving of nonsense from the Luke and Pete Show! This week, Pete’s playing with fire by recording semi-nude and Luke’s giving some love to Ronnie O’Sullivan. Strap in folks, it’s going to be a weird one. Also on this episode, we hear from a concussed pilot, Pete’s squaring up to Alison Hammond and Luke reveals what he has in common with er…. Prince Andrew…? Get stuck in at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 On top of a great white shark | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:33

On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism.  Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark. We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A munch on dog food | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:48

On today’s episode, we talk about some strippers who performed in a very unexpected setting, a translation mishap from a brewery and something unusual someone did with their beard hair. Later, we also hear an unfortunate childhood poo story from a listener and Pete admits he’s been known to have a nibble on dog food. Dreadful. Send your stories and thoughts to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A free lickable treat | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:22

Pete’s been putting alcohol spray on his shoes, Luke’s been having Zoom mishaps and we’re all just too damn hot. We also talk about Toshiba, flying, wrestling and snooker! So put your feet up, crack open a Tyskie and tuck into a double Snickers! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!   **Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!**  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Bagel Heads | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:40

On today’s show, we have a chat about Jonathan Swan’s Donald Trump interview and ask what’s happened to all the planes since the coronavirus outbreak! We also reminisce about the 90s TV show MovieWatch and hear a clip from a man who has decided that every Star Wars film has the wrong title. AND we tuck into a load of emails from you lot, featuring one about things that only ever happen in movies and another on the Japanese ‘Bagel Head’ phenomenon! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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