The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 Episode 199.64: Man with ferret | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:36

Here are the notes that Luke took from this episode with the apparent hope of writing a synopsis about it: 'Eyebrows', 'tabloid newspapers', 'ferret', 'Breaking Bad', 'hair cuts', and 'memes'. Make of that what you will. There's a vague memory of a metal band doing a Billy Ocean cover as well, but to be honest the ol' synapses aren't what they were so bear with us. Get at us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:00

We're back, back from outer space, we just walked in and saw you sat there with that look upon your face. This time around we take the time to critique the new-look Postman Pat, and then riff quite a bit on eggs. There's chat about Sheffield, there's Philip Pullman, and then there's also a bit about soundtracks to TV shows. We also do our bit to air your views as well, so stick around for that.  To email us, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. We look forward to hearing from you! Have a great week! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:19

Happy Thursday, guys! Great to see you all back here for another dose of your bi-weekly Luke and Pete Show. We're almost at the weekend, so what better way to celebrate than to talk about Alexey Leonov, snooker, the best way to build your own computer and the things that people always say without thinking about it.  There's also your emails too, and this time around they include cast iron skillet tossing. What more needs to be said? hello@lukeandpeteshow.com is the place for all your missives. Treat us. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:23

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show universe, an environment in which opinions can be expressed freely, secrets can be kept, and Pete Donaldson's lessons for living a good life can be heard in full. This time around it's TV shows, how to disguise a cat as a dog, gravy and much, much more. There's also a top tip from a listener on how to commit a murder legally, but Luke and Pete aren't convinced of the veracity of the claim. To have your say on that, or indeed anything else, it's: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:53

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Happy Thursday! Before we head off on the latest leg of our theatre tour with Football Ramble Live (tickets at http://ramblelive.com), we take time to hear of a man who got upset that he failed his driving test and so sped off before anyone could stop him, we find out if cryptocurrency can turn you gay (clue: it can't), and we welcome the return of the great Chris Morris. There's your emails too, including one about the inner machinations of Amazon Alexa which is not to be missed. Are 'they' listening in to us? You bet your butts they are. Frightening. For emails, it's: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:28:48

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show begins with chat about a recent visit to Northampton to experience their intriguing town centre (Cash Converters, vaping shops, covered markets etc) and continues on with a diversity of subjects, including man caves, Pete's various ailments, the US Embassy and much, much more. There's also your emails and stories too, as ever, including one this time about the naming of exoplanets. Fascinating stuff to two ignoramuses like us. Enjoyable! To get involved: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:53

It's been a while but on today's show we delve back into the conspiracy theory/apocryphal tale arena, thanks to an over-exuberant listener who may or may not be old enough to know better. Bless. On safer territory, there's the World Stone Skimming Championship and Pete possibly being the most bored Luke has ever seen him. We also discuss the rules of a duel (seconds out!), some stuff on boxing (seconds out again!), we hear from the great Fred Trueman, and then get into a chat with the lesser-spotted Pilot Claud! Yep, there's another one in our ranks! We'll have enough for our own air force soon... To out yourself as a pilot, a cannibal, a world-class stone skimmer or anything else for that matter, it's: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:16

How do you sleep? Pete wishes he could just take his arms off. It would make the whole ordeal easier. One thing that would definitely make life more entertaining is having Samuel L Jackson voicing your Alexa - something that is now actually possible thanks to our overlords at Amazon, so we discuss that as well. Elsewhere there's talk of testicles, Michael Gove's demeanour, and the ways and means of making KFC gravy— which is not for the faint hearted, believe us. Probably won't stop either of us eating it, mind. To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.56: Dog professor | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:28:52

Luke's been to Churchill War Rooms and Pete's been to McDonald's. Both places include technology of interest, one related to the safety and survival of millions of people in a war and one to get Chicken McNuggets to people more effectively.  On today's LAPS there's chemicals with funny names, dinosaurs separated by millions of years, a man from Hartlepool breaking into abandoned buildings with 'mixed' results, and lots more. Don't sleep on it. To send us a subject for rumination and comment: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.55: Black pudding volcano | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:28:48

In seismic news, not just for the LAPS community but the UK cultural scene at large, the members of seminal pop-punk band One Eyed Willy reformed for one night only to see Less Than Jake at the O2 Academy Birmingham. Founding member Pete Donaldson explains all. Elsewhere, there's the usual mixture of bull semen, AirBnB stories, full English breakfasts, UFOs and loads more. You know the drill by now. To complain or suggest things to make the show better: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.54: Scallops at a minimum | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:04

A bit of a meme special this one as we contemplate what Pete would do to maximise his revenue should he become a meme. There's talk of a meme refuge, appearances on chat shows, reaching out to other meme victims, the lot. In other news we cover subjects including cat's urine, drone warfare, Dave Grohl and Rick Astley. This show is nothing if not diverse. Have a great weekend. See ya next time! To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.53: Luke and Pete Con | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:42

Hello and welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, with your hosts Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore. On this edition of the show literally no-one is talking about, we hear of a man who invited a clown along to his redundancy meeting, wonder about the latest unfortunate incident befalling Jeremy Renner, and discuss our respective presences on Reddit. Elsewhere, there's the Peaky Blinders Festival which has annoyed Pete for some reason, and we hear about your stories from over the last week via the medium of email, at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. Go tell it to the mountain! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.52: Having a tab on the toilet | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:38

We can't believe it's taken this amount of episodes but finally we get around to the conversations we had about sex education when we were kids, and as you'd probably expect there are a few startling revelations from Pete Donaldson involving his Dad and his friend's Dad.  We also find time on today's episode to laud John Cleese despite his problems, Pete gets very confused about the lyrics to a Lisa Stansfield song and we also read through plenty of your emails. Business as usual, really. But hey, it's what you all know and love so let's roll with it. To get in touch with your own sex education stories, it's: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.51: A pipe of Pringles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:31

Welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's lovely to have you with us. This time around, we talk a lot about the hierarchy of the bad guys in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, Pete gets confused about Doctor Who and then we all get confused by the appeal of Jeremy Renner. Elsewhere there's dogs eating things (again), more tea chat, and Pete deviates from his tried and trusted succulent Chinese meal with disastrous consequences. You have been warned. To tell us what you think about Jeremy Renner, email us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Episode 199.5: I'm a little teapot | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:26:00

That's right, episode 199.5, not 200. 200 is on its way at some point but Pete won't let it pass without a fanfare and so we've recorded episode 199.5 instead. Expect plenty of talk about the pope getting stuck in a lift, a huge amount of correspondence about tea (British people are so predictable) and a retelling of a classic joke. Elsewhere, a listener gets in touch claiming to know someone with both Luke and Pete's names, we hear from plenty of Euans/Ewans and we hear from a medical professional regarding testicles. Don't miss it. To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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