The Podcast in My Pants

The episode every boy has dreaded. It is time to confront your bedtime fear. THQ Dissolved; Devs Find New Homes  Computer files stored accurately on DNA in new breakthrough  Nintendo Direct Broadcast Reveals Upcoming 2013 Goodies Census of Secular Americans Nest of Nearly-Extinct Brazilian Bird Found Inside the Brains of Songbirds Also: "At the Mountains of Madness" "City of Saints and Madmen" More, more, more...? Download (MP3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

It is a decidedly non-fabulous time for the Gaybellion. Religious troops have driven the same-sex forces from their secret base and pursued them across the galaxy.  Evading the dreaded Christian extremists, a group of gay freedom fighters have established a new secret base on the remote pink world of Makeb... Zack Snyder Is Developing a Star Wars Film Outside the New Trilogy? Netflix lands deal for Turner and Warner Bros. TV series beginning in March EPA changed course after gas company protested Dead Island Riptide's bloody torso statue sparks anger, confusion Mars colony in our lifetime? Ubuntu Phone pretends it has a chance in hell Curiosity furthers the conquest of the Martian people Bioware Erects Reservation To Ship All the Space Gays Off To Witness Josh's Bird Dancing and Singing For Your Delight! More, more, more...? Download (MP3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

Josh, Forty, Jeremy and Don Rickles are the only men to survive the apparent simultaneous death of every male mammal on Earth. Find out why! Go adventuring on your cell phone in rush hour traffic with The Knights of Pen and Paper. nVidia expects to succeed with a likely very expensive Android-based handheld video game system. Also, Razer thought it was a good idea to unload a $1000 Windows 8 tablet, who's only truly unique feature is available if you dump another $250 on top of that. Django Unchained! (Spoiler: It's got people in it, doing things!) Redbox begins accepting sign-ups for their new streaming video service. Rogue Planet Orbits Eye of Sauron Boston declares flu outbreak; also: the rest of the country. Bird nesting in Florida drops like a rock More, more, more...? Download (MP3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

The beginnings of The Titan Trail were laid by space-fur trappers and spice melange traders from roughly 2061 to 2094 and was only passable on foot or by jetpack. By 2074, when the first migrant space-wagon train was organized at Space Base Independence, an astrotrail had been cleared all the way to Fort Hall, outside the CyberIdaho Computer Complex! Instagram changes its ToS; entire internet goes completely berserk [update] Kentucky attempts to trade it's "Unbridled Spirit" for something a bit more ass kicking UN internet grab cockblocked New Samsung Android 'sploit takes advantage of hardware flaw Cassini finds 400km river on Titan! Turbine brings Asheron’s Call 2 back from the dead Floridian shoots complaining customer A parrot that watches you while you sleep, waiting for you to die And a bunch of other crap! Download (MP3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

Doll's obsession with Hello Kitty reaches a fever pitch culminating in an all-out thermonuclear gender war. In the aftermath, the charred, bepenised survivors wander aimlessly through the barren wasteland hunting down old VHS copies of Flesh Gordon. Hawken goes into open beta 12/12/12. GIANT ROBOTS. ROAR. (@playhawken) Patent Office Rejects Verizon's Snooping Tech Apple Attempts to Trademark the Leaf Google, Dell, Facebook and Others Team Up Against Dumb Trademarks and Patents Fish With Legs BirdBuggy via Alligator Not doing the Justice League Justice? An Angry Birds...Movie? Guitar Wolf Malicious QR Codes Deadly Apple Maps Carol Marcus Returns to the Trek Universe in 2013 Flick? Download (mp3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

Donning their saucy pith helmets, Forty, Doll, and Jer head for the moon to find the recently kidnapped Josh.  The final boss of the Moon, legendary racist, John Wayne, fights former US president, and current Martian king, Abraham Lincoln in a battle to the end.  How will all of this affect Josh's ability to get new batteries for his digital watch?  Find out! Netflix Does The Mouse DC Tries to Shortcut Their Success; Fails to Learn Why Marvel Succeeded Current Terminator Rights Owner To Quickly Cash In Before Losing Rights Gygax is Back! Now In Magazine Flavor A Cooler Toothbrush Than You Deserve: The Bogobrush Sites Pandyland The Omnomnibus Download (mp3) (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

This weeks episode is damp with so much 80's crapola that your genitals will glow neon orange from the friction! Of rubbing. On things. Things from the 80's. Look, just shut up. Japanese train goes over 310 mph; height restriction keep majority of country from riding Syria’s government blocks the internet entirely, productivity/bloodshed skyrockets by 2000% Twitter forced to keep spraying it's firehose The port of WebOS to Android going smoothly; Palm's long game is on schedule. Water and “Organics” Found On Mercury, not Mars. NOT MARS, OKAY? DEAL WITH IT. Parrots Mimic To Address Individuals. Parrots Mimic To Address Individuals. Oculus Rift Dev Kit Pushed Back Into 2013, Adult "Back Massager" Being Integrated Ballsy Warrantless Email Move Cockblocked The Humble THQ Bundle Download (mp3) YouTube (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

Corporate sponsor, Jackin' Stripz™ flaunts the contents of its fat-ass wallet to bring you the sixth iteration of this utter nonsense we do every week.  This week, we discuss the merits of all 53 different flavors of Jackin' Stripz, including Original, Mexican, Chinese, and New Jersey style! Original Empire Strikes Back screenwriter hired for future Star Wars movies Original Star Wars trilogy on Blu-ray for $30! 100,000 Stars Mars Science Lab claims “big news coming” Algebraic idea boosts Wifi speed up to 16x Fucking beer, and other alcoholseses! Planetside 2 Ingress Israel/Gaza Conflict on Instagram Agricola Pow Pow THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF JACKIN' STRIPZ™! More, more, more... Download (mp3) (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

Audio clipping problems galore as the gang faces off against the minibosses of the internet: NASTY NATE and the SQUIRREL MASTER! Misc Bouncing cats...! GIS Day (No, not Google Image Search.) Maps to places you can get drunk at Stone cold anti-virus thug John McAffe pops a cap Doctors communicate with vegitables and get a response Boy doesn't have a cerebellum: gives exactly zero shits Vader to be whored out extensively in the new Star Wars trilogies...? Android Nexus: You Cannot Have One Download (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

This week, Josh is out fighting terrorists, Forty is fighting a cold, Jer is fighting an urge, and Doll is fighting sobriety. All the while special guest Holly keeps the whole thing from falling apart! (By the way, there's some minor audio weirdness going on where things are clipping, and are generally unhappy for the human ear -- sorry about that. Will fix it for next week.) Misc Daffy Duck The Wizard Video Bugs Bunny in Drag (which has happened a lot more than I remember, it seems!) Casino Royale Nut Torture Android 4.2 Human DNA Jello Self-powered Pacemaker Blind Mole Rats Don't Give A Shit About Cancer Old Man Skywalker and Star Wars Episodes 7/8/9/10/11/12... Dodecagons Steam for Linux Holly's Five Mile MS Walk! Board Games Last Will Dominant Species Pandemic Kickstarter Tabletop Category Splitkick.com Tabletop Video Games Cargo Commander (Steam) Natural Selection 2 Hotline Miami (Steam, +1 (786) 519-3708) Sup Holmes (Brian Provinciano interview [Retro City Rampage]) Television/Movies Twin Peaks Breaking Bad The Wire Game of Thrones End of Watch Princess Bride Elementary Sherlock Eli Stone Jekyll Shameless Download (Various Formats, archive.org) We give head for upvotes on reddit.

We're a day late because Fortyseven decided to go surfing in Hurricane Sandy (he's fine; he's at a shelter with power). On the up side, we're broadcasting this very special Halloween episode from doll's knickers, and boy are they wet. Without further ado, allow me to present you with Episode 003 of The Podcast in My Pants: Hurricane Seacrest. Your panties are wet now, too, aren't they? Frankenstorm: Why Hurricane Sandy Will Be Historic SpaceX Dragon CRS-1 Capsule Scores Safe Splashdown Google announces new Nexus devices Layoffs At Boston-Area Game Developers Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer buys Justin Bieber-backed startup Stamped Ebay bans the sale of spells and Hexes Spiderwebs may inspire better medical tape Video Games Amnesia No More Room in Hell Quake Doom The Walking Dead Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth Movies Alien series Event Horizon Robocop 2 People/Organizations Holly (@Ancratyne)  National Multiple Sclerosis Society Download (Various Formats, archive.org)

We're a little late this week, but hey, we'll knock $50 off the price, only because we love you.  Inside our Bocks of Cox you'll hear about Doll's first, shaky steps into the world of Doctor Who, racism from under the sea, and feel the ultimate in arousal as you get all lathered up in quark soup. Hear the racist chatter of a beluga whale Prisencolinensinainciusol Italian scientists scapegoated for not using assumed psychic powers to stop earthquake Unexplained long-range correlations observed in pPb collisions. Bitch. Streak naked through the halls of a Google Datacenter Utah video game developer stiffs devs; goes to jail Amazon datacenter goes down; takes good chunk of the internet with it Zynga lays off 150 employees; goes on hopefully lethal diet Video Games XCOM: Enemy Unknown Borderlands 2 Dwarf Fortress Prison Architect Game of Dwarves Gnomoria Timber and Stone Clockwork Empires TV Doctor Who Farscape Battlestar Galactica Download (Various Formats, archive.org)

After two previous attempts at recording our first episode: success.  Well, mostly.  We lost the last 10% of the show thanks to a technical problem and now you'll never know about Doll's genius idea for saving Zynga.  Come to think of it, that's probably for the best...  Anyway,we're still ironing out the kinks.  But hey, at least we actually delivered this time! Skydiver Breaks Sound Barrier But Not Our Hearts Researchers Create Animal Constructed Entirely from Stem Cells...Adoptee's Rejoyce! "Super Earth" Made Entirely of Diamond Discovered S.H.I.E.L.D. Television Series Casting News: Clark Gregg to Reprise His Avengers Role!! FTC Staff Prepares Antitrust Case Against Google...Bing Suspected to Be Behind It Samsung Galaxy Note II and the Rise of the Five Incher in Your Pants Video Games: Stacking (Steam), Retro City Rampage (PC, PS3, etc.), E.T. (Atari 2600) Movies: E.T. (Blu-Ray) TV: Dollhouse, S.H.I.E.L.D. Download (Various Formats, archive.org)