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If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993's “Hard Target” There's a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross greasy itinerant kickboxer that can stop it. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks his way into our hearts with some help from his kooky Uncle Douvee played by American Hero Wilford Brimley.

Join us as we say goodbye to the single greatest criminal profiler ever. Chris joins us as we discuss the lackluster 7x04 “Millennium” in which a Millennium Group rando decides to make four (and only four) zombies to bring about the end times. Luckily/unluckily Frank Black is able to save Mulder from his complete incompetence.

Join us as we say goodbye to the single greatest criminal profiler ever. Chris joins us as we discuss the lackluster 7x04 “Millennium” in which a Millennium Group rando decides to make four (and only four) zombies to bring about the end times. Luckily/unluckily Frank Black is able to save Mulder from his complete incompetence.

It's time to wake up from your mythology coma and watch the shockingly good 7x03 – Hungry. In which a wayward batboy battles his destiny and Mark Pellegrino embraces his. We also learn that a single minimum wage employee could get some really nice apartments in CA in 1999. We watch the final episode of Millennium 3x22 "Goodbye to all That" and, as a prelude to what might be a real Monkey's Paw situation, desperately wish for more

It's time to wake up from your mythology coma and watch the shockingly good 7x03 – Hungry. In which a wayward batboy battles his destiny and Mark Pellegrino embraces his. We also learn that a single minimum wage employee could get some really nice apartments in CA in 1999. We watch the final episode of Millennium 3x22 "Goodbye to all That" and, as a prelude to what might be a real Monkey's Paw situation, desperately wish for more

Amanda joins us for 7x02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati – Back in Action: The Reckoning 3D: This Time, it's Personal. Apparently nothing that happened in the last episode mattered at all. Lots of rando side characters get killed off screen and the word “hybrid” continues to befuddle the writers. In the penultimate episode of Millennium 3x21 “Via Dolorosa” we see the trees again and a super creep that is probably not finale worthy.

Amanda joins us for 7x02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati – Back in Action: The Reckoning 3D: This Time, it's Personal. Apparently nothing that happened in the last episode mattered at all. Lots of rando side characters get killed off screen and the word “hybrid” continues to befuddle the writers. In the penultimate episode of Millennium 3x21 “Via Dolorosa” we see the trees again and a super creep that is probably not finale worthy.

Welcome to the Seventh Season of The X-Files! It's the middle part of a three part ep so you might as well go take a nap in a salad. Luckily Scully with a machete is super foxy. Millennium 3x20 “Nostalgia” is back to season one creeptown but with the addition of the most ridiculous police force ever.

Welcome to the Seventh Season of The X-Files! It's the middle part of a three part ep so you might as well go take a nap in a salad. Luckily Scully with a machete is super foxy. Millennium 3x20 “Nostalgia” is back to season one creeptown but with the addition of the most ridiculous police force ever.

It's time for the season six finale as we discuss the theoretically exciting monologue laden kludge 6x22 “Biogenesis” in which magic alien space rocks attack bibles to convey information and Mulder gets fucked crazy. Millennium 3x19 “Seven and One” shows us Frank's fear of drowning and a lot really random nonsense penned by Chris Carter.

It's time for the season six finale as we discuss the theoretically exciting monologue laden kludge 6x22 “Biogenesis” in which magic alien space rocks attack bibles to convey information and Mulder gets fucked crazy. Millennium 3x19 “Seven and One” shows us Frank's fear of drowning and a lot really random nonsense penned by Chris Carter.

Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully's wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6x21 "Field Trip" Millennium 3x18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.

Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully's wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6x21 "Field Trip" Millennium 3x18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.

Paul and John join us for 6x20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990's America's favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the most easily accessible baby-boomer nostalgia crutch for any writer on this damn show. Luckily Gillian Anderson is amazing and hilarious. Millennium 3x17 “Darwin's Eye” is back to super creepy procedural and more Wet-Blanket Hollis Family Dramz.

Paul and John join us for 6x20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990's America's favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the most easily accessible baby-boomer nostalgia crutch for any writer on this damn show. Luckily Gillian Anderson is amazing and hilarious. Millennium 3x17 “Darwin's Eye” is back to super creepy procedural and more Wet-Blanket Hollis Family Dramz.