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Remember those grieving parents suspected of killing their children and leaving spooky ransom notes? Neither does Chris Carter. But luckily we get yet another resolution to the Samantha Mulder story that we've been told we're supposed to care about in 7x11 – “Closure” Now with 500% more star rapturing? Harsh Ream 1x07 “42 wasted minutes of our lives” is...

Remember those grieving parents suspected of killing their children and leaving spooky ransom notes? Neither does Chris Carter. But luckily we get yet another resolution to the Samantha Mulder story that we've been told we're supposed to care about in 7x11 – “Closure” Now with 500% more star rapturing? Harsh Ream 1x07 “42 wasted minutes of our lives” is...

We say goodbye to Teena Mulder (hopefully for good this time) in 7x10 – “Sein und Zeit” Mulder is a selfish prick that delays a kidnapping case so as to make sure the world continues to revolve around himself. We try to figure out what the fuck a walkl-in is and Harsh Ream 1x06 “Somehow still being broadcast” occurred.

We say goodbye to Teena Mulder (hopefully for good this time) in 7x10 – “Sein und Zeit” Mulder is a selfish prick that delays a kidnapping case so as to make sure the world continues to revolve around himself. We try to figure out what the fuck a walkl-in is and Harsh Ream 1x06 “Somehow still being broadcast” occurred.

Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7x09 – “Signs and Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeezos deliver snake babies. We question how eyeballs work in Harsh Ream 1x05 “More of the Same - Part 7” which, believe it or not, was actually put on television.

Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7x09 – “Signs and Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeezos deliver snake babies. We question how eyeballs work in Harsh Ream 1x05 “More of the Same - Part 7” which, believe it or not, was actually put on television.

Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7x08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1x04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.

Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7x08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1x04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.

DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donny Pfaster in 7x07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his head to get hypnosis powers as part of a plan to murder murderers for Baby Jeezo. Harsh Ream 1x03 “Title I Still Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” is a complete waste of time.

DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donny Pfaster in 7x07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his head to get hypnosis powers as part of a plan to murder murderers for Baby Jeezo. Harsh Ream 1x03 “Title I Still Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” is a complete waste of time.

Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7x06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1x02 “Title I Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.

Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7x06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hair and even worse ideas. We see the early work of the harbinger of doomsday that will henceforth forever be known as Steve the Beef. A real life X-File terrifies all of us to our core. Harsh Ream 1x02 “Title I Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” continues to be revolting garbage.

Nutty joins us for 7x05 – “Rush”. Another episode in which people squander their super powers when they could be cracking open ATM's. There's some super questionable technology and even more questionable accents. We kick off the harshest of minutes as we discuss the pilot of what might be the worst show ever “Harsh Realm”. Also “The Great Microphone Challenge 2015” continues!

Nutty joins us for 7x05 – “Rush”. Another episode in which people squander their super powers when they could be cracking open ATM's. There's some super questionable technology and even more questionable accents. We kick off the harshest of minutes as we discuss the pilot of what might be the worst show ever “Harsh Realm”. Also “The Great Microphone Challenge 2015” continues!

If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993's “Hard Target” There's a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross greasy itinerant kickboxer that can stop it. Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks his way into our hearts with some help from his kooky Uncle Douvee played by American Hero Wilford Brimley.