Bah & The Humbugs Christmas Eve Podcast

Christmastime Story Hour: Sit back with your wassail generously spiked, and the Yule log burning, and listen to this timeless tale of what happens when a boss tries to cancel Christmas vacation.

North Pole Supply Chain Gang: At the North Pole, elves preparing for Christmas are struggling with a shortage of wrapping paper and other supplies. They get a lesson about global supply chain issues and do their best to deliver a normal Christmas. Includes the songs Red-Nose Heroes, Sleigh Riders, Snow Day, The Elves Are Restless, and My Psychic Reindeer.

"The Show Must Not Go On": North Pole TV's Christmastravaganza falls victim to pandemic restrictions. How will the elves bring joy to all viewing households, & the charismatic host hang onto his grant money? Includes the songs Christmas 2020, Pantry Clause, Ornamental, Here Comes Skunky Claus and Bang the Yule Gong.

"Christmas Kickfunder" is a sordid little tale of elves learning to crowdfund, and roasting novelty-packaged artisan coffee. Includes the songs Kickfund My Christmas, Turkey, Christmas Tree from Hell, Santa Pulled Down My Icicle Lights, and Christmas Police.

"Supernatural Tales of Magic" relates the chilling and festive cautionary saga of Ebenezer Scrooge and The Magic White Pumpkin. Includes the songs Genetically Modified Gingerbread Man, Christmas Bar, and Christmas In July (in August).

"As Seen on North Pole TV" ponders the evil side of the smart appliances you might be thinking of gifting this Christmas. Includes the brand-new Humbugs song Dark Matter, along with Toy of the Year, Christmas List, Holly Danger, and All I Want for Christmas is a Brand New Starship.

Santa's Big Brother: Bah & The Humbugs expose the true extent of Yuletide surveillance! Follow the saga as North Polar whistleblower Edward Snowman airs all of Santa's dirty laundry, all in the name of freedom and transparency. Includes the brand-new Humbugs song Man in the Christmas Moon, and favorites Mr. Big Christmas, Authority Man, Cease and Desist, and Judgement Day.

St. Nick Visits Philly: Chronicles the historic, traffic-halting, nightmare-inducing visit of a beloved religious figure to the City of Brotherly Love. No, not that beloved religious figure; we're talking about Santa Claus! Follow the elves who are planning this historic event on a merry chase through a plethora of new songs, including Sleigh Boy, Best Christmas Ever, Blow Up Santa, and Plain Red Cup.

Please Support the Crackernuts School of Christmas: The world-renowned Christmas training academy hosts a telethon to help pay for the school's extravagant new sports arena, the Snow Globe. Includes the songs The First Snowflake, The Crackernuts School of Christmas, Chiller Horror Christmas, Merry or Die, Hurricane Santa, and Million Dollar Christmas.

The Making of "The Making of 'The Night Before "The Night Before" ' ": A Christmas Eve 2013 behind-the-scenes look at the inception and production of the epic new Bah & the Humbugs feature film and hit song. Included is the new Humbugs song, The Night Before "The Night Before."

Why The World Didn't End Last Friday: Three strangers on separate quests happen to cross paths on Christmas Eve 2012. Included are the Humbugs classics Santa Song, Inadmissible, Million Dollar Christmas, Whining Christmas Babies, Def Noel, Jesus' Funky Christmas, and Christmas to the World.

Ask Us Anything About Christmas with Stormin' Snoman and the Merry Morning Menagerie: The Arctic Circle's #1 morning radio show, The Merry Morning Menagerie with Stormin' Snoman on KPLR 90.0 'The Polar,' asks listeners to call in with their Christmas questions for experts visiting in the studio. Included are a brand new recording of the Bah & the Humbugs classic You Decorated My Tree, as well as Round and Round, Fahrenheit 12/25, The Christmas Zoo, Here Come the Christmas Zombies, Santa Cruise, Getting Christmas Off the Ground, and No Santa.

Help! I Have A Celebrity Babysitter on Christmas! Everyone's favorite Christmas reality show decks the halls on Christmas Eve when veteran rock star Phizzy Parker babysits for an ordinary American family. Phizzy's bedtime tale tells the true story of the first Christmas, with help from the internet and TV friends. Included are brand new Bah & the Humbugs songs Authority Man, Christmas Beer, Merry or Die, Frostbite, and Perry T. Partridge (The Christmas Detective).

Elfbook vs. Humbook: A merry band of elves are enjoying the social networking phenomenon, Elfbook, until one elf gets mad, and gets even. Listen as Diesel the elf gets so annoyed, he quits Elfbook and joins Humbook, in order to take advantage of...anti-social networking. Includes the songs Mr. Big Christmas, Titanic Tannenbaum, No Free Lunch, Cease and Desist, and No Smoking in the Chimney.

Yetis of Yuletide: The saga of Newton Figg's 'Backyard Astronomer Podcast.' Listen as Figg rails against his neighbor's elaborate Trans-Sylvanian Orchestra-backed light show that foils his attempts to view objects in space, and ultimately bringing ruin and mayhem to the neighborhood. Include the new songs Santa Hat and Mincemeat.