Episodes of The Irrelevant Show from CBC Radio

Gilbert Gottfried reads Jane Austen. Finally! You heard it here first – “That’s What She Said” is dead. And a tune about the awesome dude who helps his awesome bro have awesome times, the Wingman.

Ever wondered why your grandpa keeps giving you presents that are ALMOST what you wanted, but not quite? Enough whining, boomers. Ryan and Sheldon sing a song about all the ways life in 2013 is awesome. And a charity that raises money for Alan Alda.

The future of smart phones. All you have to do is talk into it. How cool is that? A Stan-Rogers style anthem about the host of E Talk. And Coach Carlson explains how to know for sure you’re in love.

The Irrelevant Show Players’ production of Hamlet, in which some obvious logic problems are pointed out. Nobody rocks harder than a father of three in a pimped-out family van. And meet Dave Clarke, the show’s Sound Sculptor extraordinaire, and hear his th

We take you to the control center of one man’s brain, to answer the question, what was that idiot thinking? Are you Ready to Rock? Well are you? A tribute song to the Tardis-like splendour of the mom purse.

The bullets and the metaphors are flyin’ in a surreal old west shootout. He’s smooth, he’s sexy, he’s gonna rock your world - just be careful not to wake up his parents. And Leonard, Bad Boy of the Nursing Home.

Hey, people who leave smelly food in the microwave at work – this announcement is for you! You can listen to them if you want, but the lyrics don’t matter. And as idea that is either fantastic or terrible. See what you think.

That song that everyone sings on the TV singing competition. Are Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney ready to be real-life knights? A greeting card for 2013 from your friends at the Irrelevant Show. It may be only an hour, but it’s tearing one family apart.

The Irrelevant Show’s take on Cowboy Poetry. A Meatloaf-style anthem about a forty-something woman who discovers a pimple. And the most dramatic series of phone calls the Irrelevant Show answering machine has ever received.

Jocelyn sets her 4-year-old daughter’s tantrum to music. Someone finally figures out that James Bond is super-easy to catch if you know where to look. And you can talk about poop all you want, but there are some things you NEVER say at the dog park.

A groom who answers “do you take this woman?” by doing the math. A powerful documentary about an under-rated sports hero And an old-time rapper is defeated by smartphones and social networking.

A new CD from those creepy girls who sing in every single horror movie. Finally, news babies can use. For women looking for a nice, stable nerd with a bright future – we’ll teach you how to talk to geeks in their language.

Millionaire inventor James Dyson talks about his new invention. The weirdest kids’ TV show ever is back.. and this time they’re fighting the forces of evil! Two warriors face off in an epic struggle to understand what the other guy is saying. A song for b

Canada’s superhero SORRY MAN faces his nemesis MEDIOCRATES. If you like Storage Wars, you’ll love this show about two guys who hunt for treasure in the cushions of your couch. A beautiful ballad about the disgusting things that married couples have to pu

A CBC legend offers kindly advice to a passer-by, a device that will keep marriages together, and end all those awkward conversations and the Irrelevant Show’s popular hockey anthem, about Canadian dreams coming true.