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Beware Koalas and R. Kelly Shawn is having allergy issues after making fun of C-Lane for the same thing. Donald Trump has a button for the instant delivery of his favorite beverage. Service industry workers sound off on a story about the "libertarian tip" which is supposed to be tax-free. Florida may be saying goodbye to the liquor wall. Shawn discovers an awkward moment in an episode of Chopped. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Plan B Machine Sabrina and Shawn recap the previous night's birthday diner, and subsequent karaoke festivities. Theories are running rampant about the beginning of World War III.Shawn finds the song that all North Koreans are woken up to each day. An idiot trying to go viral plays a dangerous prank on his other half. Science may be paving the way for artificial pregnancies. Some college students are concerned about an item in a vending machine. 153:39 (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Happy Birthday Sabrina! The show welcomes in presents for Sabrina as she celebrates her 27th birthday. Shawn isn't sure whether or not she'll want a very tiny motorcycle. C-Lane writes a familiar-sounding song. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Big Bad Motorcycle Mama Sabrina took her first motorcycle class over the weekend. Shawn can't figure out what Sabrina wants for her birthday. Shawn blames C-Lane for an accident at Earthday Birthday. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Tight Pants On The show broadcasts live from Universal Studios for the opening of Jimmy Fallon's Race Through New York. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Respect Your Lima Beans It's 4/20 and Shawn ponders whether grown adults still "celebrate" the day or is it mostly a joke. The tracklisting for the second Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack is released. A beer guy at a Mets game takes a ball to the nuts. Sabrina reveals a long lost love for an NSYNC member. C-Lane almost steals a co-worker's lunch. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

But Where's the Jury? News breaks overnight of the suicide of Aaron Hernandez. More details emerge surrounding the final moments of the "Facebook" killer, including the brave McDonalds employees who tried to keep him at the restaurant while calling police. Shawn and C-Lane ponder a new method to help spread loved ones' ashes. Sabrina continues to pick apart Jury Duty. Bill O'Reilly gets the boot from Fox News. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Death and Taxes It's Tax Day and Sabrina and C-Lane still haven't finished theirs. Shawn goes over the various deals and freebies that are offered by restaurants on the day taxes are due. News breaks during the show of the finding of the man wanted for the shooting in Cleveland being found and taking his life. A prank video exposing bad parents is angering YouTube viewers. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Baby Half Out April the Giraffe gave birth over the weekend. Shawn was amazed at the amount of "after-stuff" there was. C-Lane and Sabrina recap how they spent their Easter Sunday. Shawn was captivated by the shooter making threats on Facebook. Shawn and C-Lane ponder over ways to give out the extra onesies that were ordered. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Kim Jong Who? Sabrina is late for medical reasons. C-Lane recaps her set at the Monsters Comedian of the Year Finale show. Shawn tests the show's knowledge on Kim Jong Un. A Florida man defiles a laundromat in the worst way. Shawn is disappointed with a senior prank he saw online. Caller offer better options. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Birth or Girth! The lawyer and daughter of the man dragged off a United plane hold a press conference. Shawn is floored after a long-time Survivor contestant is outed as transgendered. A UCF professor is the subject of a complaint over language. C-Lane and Shawn disagree with the student who filed it. The proposal for a new guessing game show seems mean. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Undercover Chat Boss An anonymous letter from a chatter seeks to expose the dark sides of the chat community. Sean Spicer steps in it as he tries to backpedal from his Hitler comments. Some take his words a little more seriously than others. News of the unexpected death of comedian Charlie Murphy breaks during the show. More woman are letting the armpit hair fly. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Snapplication Accepted United Airlines is under fire for the viral video of a paying customer being forcibly dragged off of one of its planes. Shawn is concerned with evidence of bad batches of drugs invading Central Florida. A disease in Hawaii has Shawn and Sabrina worried. A company is using Snapchat to examine potential new hires. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Clear the Hurdle The Sheriff of Lake County has a message to send to heroin dealers. Sabrina is trying a new nickname out on Shawn. C-Lane recaps a huge chat meet-up. Shawn and C-Lane battle their Bible skills. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Radio Stud Seeks Lover Donald Trump gives a breathy speech after dropping bombs. A story about a girl raised by monkeys in India gives Shawn and C-Lane excuses to play songs from The Jungle Book. C-Lane and Sabrina sign Shawn up for a gold digging dating website. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)