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 The News Junkie – 7/6/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:42:11

Passion Dust C-Lane is headed off to California and Shawn secretly hopes something annoying will happen on his plane. Sabrina recaps her time at the massive Metallica concert the night before. Shawn gets nervous over an open mic during a commercial break. Dispatchers ponder over a report about a glitter bomb made for lady gardens. (

 The News Junkie – 7/5/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:38:25

7,882 US Liquid Gallons The show is back after a four-day weekend. Shawn was able to see fireworks displays from different parts of the city from his high rise on the 4th of July. CNN has fired back at Donald Trumps retweet of a wrestling meme in a startling way. Shawn and C-Lane perform some disturbing math in the name of men's health. (

 The News Junkie – 6/30/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Thank Me For My Service The media is still going crazy over the recent Trump tweets. Shawn is unsure about an awkward encounter he had with a bum downtown trying to sell him flowers. A 6'9 woman seeks to become the world's tallest model. Bob the conspiracy caller reveals his YouTube channel. Shawn isn't sure what drink would be most American for the Fourth of July. (

 The News Junkie – 6/29/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:34:36

WARNING: Cruel Words The press is abuzz over shots taken by Donald Trump at Morning Joe on Twitter. Shawn finds a happy place in the headlines provided by MediaTakeout and a video of a couple having sex in a park. A story about a woman who was arrested for having an 11-year-old boy's baby conjures up some weird questions. A basketball player offers up his phone number to all of his haters. (

 The News Junkie – 6/28/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:35:19

Bear vs Gorilla Shawn is chapped after Sabrina left the bar as soon as he got there. C-Lane gets distracted by chicken commercials. Callers claim to have seen bigfoot. Adam from Finns divides the show and its dispatchers over who would win in a fight: a gorilla or a bear. (

 The News Junkie – 6/27/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:36:04

Absolute Poppycock. Sabrina is back from vacation and talks about some of the craziness from the bachelorette party she attended. A listener named Ryan comes in and updates the show on his quest to find his real father. Sabrina meets Hulk Hogan. A staple part of the show is gone for good. (

 The News Junkie – 6/26/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:36:39

4 Years.... Strong? Pinkman joins the show in Sabrina's absence on the four year anniversary of the first day in middays. A freak software bug causes technical difficulties less than a minute into the show, leaving behind some weird side effects. (

 The News Junkie – 6/22/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:34:13

Mobile Studio Shawn begins the show on the road, stuck in traffic in I-4. One of Sabrina's investments takes a "flash crash" and she doesn't even notice. Calls erupt during a discussion about the time capsule found in Lake Eola's Confederate Soldier statue. She Sheds aim to overshadow the Man Cave. (

 The News Junkie – 6/21/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:35:04

Poo-ber Shawn opens the show discussing the announcement of Jim Philips' upcoming retirement. A "texalyzer" device could be coming to police cars to see if your phone use affected your driving. New emojis are on the way. Charmin created an Uber-like service for pooping. (

 The News Junkie – 6/20/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:37:42

Fartwater Manatees The Confederate statue at Lake Eola is moving at long last, and something has been discovered inside it. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane remember times where something accidentally racist was said after a reporter is scolded for calling a person 'oriental' multiple times. Shawn defends a fellow target of an FWC investigation. (

 The News Junkie – 6/19/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:37:17

Romeo and Julius Buzz builds surrounding the Ultimate Pinewood Derby, but C-Lane assures he has no information. An attack on Muslims in London brings out the word police. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane listen to early copies of the show where some of the voices seem to have changed. (

 The News Junkie – 6/16/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:39:27

Shawn Wasson, Ocean Pooper Dispatchers are getting pumped and lining up their crew teams for the recently announced Pinewood Derby event. Shawn is having trouble sleeping through the sounds of loud overnight construction on I-4, but is fascinated by a new documentary he watched where licensed sex therapists take their clients' virginity. Nobody seems to want a kayak as a Skywall prize upgrade. (

 The News Junkie – 6/15/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:37:06

32 Kits. Shawn has an announcement to make, and C-Lane has no clue what it is. The Judge in the Bill Cosby case has sent the jury back to deliberate after they came back saying they were deadlocked. Orlando City player Cyle Larin was arrested for a DUI that left some questions. Shawn shares with Sabrina and C-Lane the greatest dispatch of all time. (

 The News Junkie – 6/14/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:38:02

Willie P. Bananas!! Shootings dominate the news as the show examines the aftermath of one in Virginia and hears the beginnings of another out of San Francisco. A UCF football player is being forced to choose between playing football and having a popular YouTube channel. Shawn dumps all of his failing stock. The show discusses meeting famous people. (

 The News Junkie – 6/13/17 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:38:15

EAT THE RIB! A game-changing e-mail comes in to the tips box. Shawn recaps a tense incident at the bar. A troublesome blast from the past is back, and pregnant. Bill Cosby could find out his fate soon as the jury takes the trial after a surprisingly short defense. The whole crew argues over french fries after a blog attempts to rank them. (


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