Bionic Ted's Cough Syrup Radio
Summary: Fueled by a near lethal dose of over the counter medication, your hostess with the less-ness, Bionic Ted, somehow manages to weave together a coherent program with the type of spirit that would make Guglielmo Marconi weep. I'm just kidding, it's total shit. The only thing Bionic Ted and Marconi have in common are foot fetishism and a deeply rooted past in Italian Fascism.