Bad Melons Comedy Podcast

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Sparta admits to being envious of me. Doesn’t really go into exactly why he is envious but thats all I really needed to know. We then get into whether Mike Tyson is actually dumb or not. Tell us what you think in the forum. Vanessa hates mexican guys and and will never date one. All that and more on the show. Here is the link to the story on the ASU girl that was pathetically banged on camera, click.

I grew a beard over the break. Ladies love it, but the guys feels threatened by my masculinity. Jealousy ensues. 50 Tyson gets a record deal but it feels more like they are taking advantage of the kid. Anthony gingerly attacks, as he feels his female relationship is being threatened.

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We welcome back Sparta John after a 3 month hiatus. Sparta John shares how he blew $6,500 on a girl that just got out of jail. Then end up with no phone, no car, and a broken arm.  That and much more on this show. Listen to Bad Melons on your mobile device through Stitcher.com.

We go over our babe of the month shoot. Black people can’t swim. Antonie Dodson makes a hit. All that and more on this show. Tell your friends and sisters. The Story of Antoine Dodson

I forgot what this show was about. Listen to find out. Otherwise enjoy this.

Quite a bit happened during this show. We had Justin from sportscracklepop.com call in. Talked about Lebron going to the Heat. We try to understand all the Lebron hate. I put up some new shirts up in the store. If you want the shirts for free go to badmelons.com/promote to find out how. 50 Tyson responds to our show in a very hostile manner. Chuck is delusional. I tell a story of how Chuck went store to store asking if anyone sold AK-47′s. Josh explains a few red neck games that make me question society. All that and more on the show. Link us to your friends!

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Sparta messages a girl on Facebook on my account and basically ruined 3 years of me trying to seal the wheel. Ron Artest is a likable guy. Woman lights boyfriend on fire and consequently kills him and 3 other people. Josh’s hick uncle Tim scares of big foot in the North Carolina mountains. Miley, we apparently nobody cared about her snatch in a picture. All that and more on todays show. Seattle Cop Can’t Control Teenage Girl Jealous Lover Sets Boyfriend On Fire

I was told I’m an asshole.

Lipstick lesbians (new word I learned) are mans best friend. Sack tapping is mean. Mullets are making a come back. Sack tapping video

Last year’s X Games qualifier Paris Rosen comes on the show to talk about where he’s at with his career. He shines some light on exactly what went wrong with his front flip attempt and what changes he has made. Paris gets into what its like to pursue his dream with very little money. He also explains why he thinks he was able to build  a name for himself so quickly. As well as discussing competition from future front flippers and riders who already have in the bag, like rider Jacko from Australia. But first we talk about my plans to start an A** Hair Cancer Foundation. Its for the kids. Paris’s X Games front flip attempt. Paris doing and interview with his shirt off. **Warning if you are a first time listener, this podcast is definitely rated mature. So get your parents permission to listen first, boys and girls.

I present my dreams of becoming a Nascar driver. I will be buying a shifter kart and working my way up to the Nascar circuit. Josh finds out he and his teacher were not on the same page. The girl at the end of the How to get a date with Sparta John video cries after seeing the video (LMAO). Hooter’s girl gets told lose wait or beat it sister. The guy in the Kendra sex tape had his socks and was an extra in The Hills have Eyes. Hooter’s Girl Weight Debate Kendra Screen Shots (NSFW) Kendra Video (NSFW) Update: Former NASCAR Driver Arrested for Attempted Rape – My heart stopped when I read this headline.