Hosks Half Hour

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk click here to download this weeks mp3 - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 also don't forget about Hosks Ambient Half Hour, oh yeah and that one listener is me by the way, MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA HoskbervationsIt's a banking crisesMarks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!credit crunch casualty stupid peoplebanks!people who buy to let songsGordon Gekko knows best - music - Phillip Wilkerson http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/ Artist - Altus album - City of Ashes http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.htmlChris Herbert http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlartist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - C Gonzalez Song - addsensor002 http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002Artist - everyone loves Irene song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005 If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Credit crunch special for you today people, I had collected a small mole hill of credit crunch related ramblings and thought I would weave them together in the shape a comedy doily. I would also like to mention my new blog - Hosks Ambient Half Hour - it's a mix of about 50/50 with half ambient music and half Hosk comedy mixed together.  Here is episode one http://hosksambienthalfhour.blogspot.com/2009/08/hosks-ambient-half-hour-episode-1.html Hoskbervationsvat reducedwe are in a recessioncredit crunch - what a sexy namewho do the banks borrow fromcredit crunch casualty estate agentssketchclever banker explains how banking workssongs Gordon Gekko knows best - music - Phillip Wilkerson http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/ Chris Herbert  http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlThe Credit Crunch Song http://www.myspace.com/antandebt Artist - everyone loves Irene song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005 If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 70 - The Crunchy Crunchy Double Munchy CrisesDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I look into the questions of why do the dumbest people seem to be chosen to appear on games showsand quizzes. Why are Aliens so obsessed with the anal probe, time after time they are beamingred necks up to the ship to do some anal probing. One lot of probing, ok but to keep doing it. howdo aliens even understand what are arse is or does to be sticking probes up there and whatdo those probes tell them. oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't it News Nuggetfootballer booked for fartinggay drakes foil breeding plan Hosk storiesHosk surprise - unwrap meSun stories - boyfriend on sex list Hosk Standupdumb britainwhy do aliens love anal probingare microwaves really safe? songsmilk you can download this weeks episode in mp3 format - here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is-Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Why do Aliens love anal probing? if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed Here is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Hello to all the Hosky lovers out there in the real world welcome back to the podcast that makes women nervous when listening to it. As I have been away for a while I have a mixture of some old stuff and some new stuff and have ended up with a great big sweary odd mix indeed but it made me laugh. There is quite a lot of dog related material which is always good. News Nuggets Korean biscuitsneedle removed from bum Hosk Storiesdribbling dogsHosk thoughts - imagine a world where women didn't have breasts Hosk Standup do you get jealous of dogs sniffing arses?Dogs are the aim of lifean advert for Jesusintroducing the sprout other stuffsweatathon Hosk Songs Hosk goes to snobs3rd exitpotholes you can listen to the mp3 here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 68 - Introducing the Sprout if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong News Nuggets ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winnersnogging gran scares off balifflets dance for godperson had six organs taken out! Hosk Standup Sun Letters - holiday laughs sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreamsFunny Food Other Stuff Random Goody Radio  You can listen here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line "whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in" I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.   We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental. and lots of other cheeky stuff If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets. I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me. also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that. Hosk Stories guess what Hosk has for lunchmate busted after caught picking nose by loved oneMr Tooleating oranges if fun News Nuggets The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny12 hour sexy orgy kills manattacking cricketers Hosk Standup BBQ Fuel at petrol stationspoor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to deathhow to peel a banana Other Stuff sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex TKD song you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed. I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names JINGLE - CAT ON A LEADJINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLINJINGLE - URGHG PIGS hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff. There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card. it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger. here is zee contents Hosk Stories bloody geeseSun stories - Randy dad News Nuggets man lights up fridgetortoise sets fire to housedildo street Hosk Standup Microsoft employees interview questionwork makes you think about foodexpect the unexpectedmovie cliche - bummingOther Stuff Hosk interviews hoskValentine's day messagesthe cinema storysweathonfuck ups you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off! if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM here is zee contents Hosk Stories Hosks falls overwhat's chinese chicken taste likebbc full of snow pictures News Nuggets london snowed underlong ears Hosk Standup who cast Tom as a Nazi?sun stories - how do i tell my friendgeese read the art of war! Other Stuff biff reece jonesgummi bearsa funny Hosk noiseDerick the agony aunt you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.com If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour