The Absolute Peach show

The Absolute Peach

Summary: The Absolute Peach is a real, gimmick-free talk show, produced weekly in England. Relaxed, funny and without scripts, The Absolute Peach is for people looking for a show that doesn’t rely on wacky skits and annoying jingles. The Absolute Peach was created when hosts Ben and Joe became so sick of the cheesy, spoon-fed humour of so many podcasts loitering around the internet at the moment that they decided to start recording their own. The humour of the show is based on just the sort of things people laugh about with their friends, which, we reckon, tends to be the funniest kind anyway.

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 TAP Series 7 Episode 08: Brats & Biscotti | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:08

Chavs, ghosts and pepper spray are all on the menu this week, as Ben and Joe reuinite in the studio after a week off to bring you another hour of hilarity. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Series 7 Episode 07: Oats & Goats | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:32

Ben and Joe are back after a week off to bring the funny. In this show, we explore the pros and cons of buffet food, there's new Chav Watch, and we learn of a guy who likes to discuss fast food price hikes at gunpoint. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Series 7 Episode 06: Bikes & Bread News | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:14

Being the big-hitting go-getter that he is, Ben cruises around town mostly by pedal cycle. This week, however, things aren't going his way in that department. Joe's been on a weekend break to Newquay seeking tea shops run by little old ladies, and we talk about the latest wet blanket in the news who got someone fired for nothing. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Series 7 Episode 05: Seating & Beating | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:09:46

It's Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. Or at least, if Rebecca Black is to be believed. Ben is joined in the studio by Graeme, a snake-wrestler from a foreign land in a show that's packed with stories, all rounded off with a dissection of what might be the biggest turd to hit the music industry since a young girl named Justin Bieber. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Series 7 Episode 04: Chats & Caboodles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:23

Ben's just got back from a weekend of partying and can't wait to tell of the crazy time he had. We discuss the pain of small talk, and Joe's been Chav spotting. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Series 7 Episode 03: Blades & Burglars | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:21

Ben and Joe kick off this week's show with a warning about the dangers of eating popcorn in the cinema. Also covered is a man with a knife in his head, and a discussion on the merits and pitfalls of online dating. For more information about this show, visit

 TAP Live! 11: Magic Feet & Potty Pods | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:49

Our first live show of 2011! Ben has stumbled across news that an idea he created in Series 2 was possibly stolen by scientists in the US, and yet he goes on to share details of his latest innovation. Ben and Joe quiz Beasley on how he's been spending his time, and we learn of a girl who's taking desperate measures in a bid to gain an invitation the Royal Wedding.

 TAP Series 7 Episode 02: Soap & Swine Flu | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:59

Ben turned 28 this week, and invited Joe to his birthday celebration. After all, Joe gets the party started, right? We also talk about The Biggest Loser, there's the return of Squirrel News and we learn of a girl who eats soap.

 TAP Series 7 Episode 01: Milk Stores & Cock Fights | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:08:02

The Peach makes its triumphant return! After almost two months, Ben and Joe are back in the studio to launch the new series the only way we know how - with an hour of Peach brand banter & bickering. We take a look at the Christina Aguilera Superbowl flub (fluff?), find out why Joe got punched in the face, and discover a hot new talent in the hip-hop scene.

 TAP Series 6 Episode 21: Presents & Precious Things | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:43:37

So you thought you weren't getting a Christmas Special this year, huh? Oh ye of little faith. Ben, Joe and Beasley gather round the Christmas tree to bring you a feature-length Peach extravaganza! We're not going to tell you what we talk about, because that'd be like telling you what's in the gift before you unwrap it. So download this show, shun your friends and family, plug in your headphones and enjoy. Merry Christmas!

 TAP Series 6 Episode 20: Fire Drills & Finishers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:21:54

Just short of four years in the business and we've wrapped up Series 6 - our most successful series yet. We've seen lots of new fans join the TAP community, added guest hosts to the fold, and sharpened our skills at broadcasting live to the millions. You might think that we'd spend this show reminiscing, but instead we talk about freeloaders, awkward moments and people who die in funny ways. See you soon!

 TAP Series 6 Episode 19: Mace & Morns | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:53

It's a chill November night, but Ben and Joe are cosy and warm in the studio. In this show, Ben shares a product idea that might just change the world. Meanwhile, Joe has taken to wearing socks on his hands. Please nominate us for the Comedy award in the Podcast Awards - - nominations close 21 November!

 TAP Live! 10: New Boys & Paper Toys | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:04:23

Ten live shows. Ten! Well, aren't we all fancy and tech-savvy. We've got this podcasting game locked down so tight, this week we even throw in a new guest host just to see what happens, and, well, let's just say you'd better hold your sides on tight, or something. As well as grilling our new guest Gavin, we talk about going bald, take some listener calls and unveil the next child singing sensation.

 TAP Series 6 Episode 18: Halloween & Harbisons | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:07

In this show, Joe and Ben talk about double glazing, ovens and ranges. If this wasn't The Absolute Peach, you might think that makes for a boring show. But this is The Peach, so you're gonna love it.

 TAP Series 6 Episode 17: Man Dates & M&M's | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:07

There's an awkward air in the studio this week as Ben and Michael can't agree on whether or not it's gay for two male friends to go out for a curry together. Also, Ben has come up with an ingenious new way to enjoy a bath, and we read out the first hand-written letters sent to our new mailbox.


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