The Absolute Peach show

The Absolute Peach

Summary: The Absolute Peach is a real, gimmick-free talk show, produced weekly in England. Relaxed, funny and without scripts, The Absolute Peach is for people looking for a show that doesn’t rely on wacky skits and annoying jingles. The Absolute Peach was created when hosts Ben and Joe became so sick of the cheesy, spoon-fed humour of so many podcasts loitering around the internet at the moment that they decided to start recording their own. The humour of the show is based on just the sort of things people laugh about with their friends, which, we reckon, tends to be the funniest kind anyway.

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 TAP Series 8 Episode 17: Sweet & Squash | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:07

Being the consummate sportsman and all-round smart guy that he is, Ben started playing squash recently and ran into a wall. Joe, meanwhile, has had a run-in on a bus, so we're all set for some good old-fashioned ranting and raving on this week's show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 16: Cuddles & Copters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:00

We're back after a few weeks out to resurrect the ruckus and bring you another hour of Peach fun, including a particularly odd 'News Watch' involving a cat helicopter. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 15: Muddles & Manliness | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:58:40

After what might to the uneducated, appear to be a false start, this show shifts into high gear and, gosh darn it, it just refuses to slow down. We talk about how we judge each other, Ben's new exercise regime, what "muddling" is, and a twisted invention from the warped mind of Joe. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 14: Pizza & Pigeons | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:56

In this show, Ben comes over all cockney, and finds himself the target of criticism for watching Ghost The Musical. Plus, Joe pitches yet more new cuisine ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 13: Drugs & Dog TV | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:30

Joe's pre-show vocal warm-up sparks a debate, and he and Ben are bickering before the show even kicks off. We take a look at DOGTV, a television channel for, well, dogs, which spirals into a passionate (but hilarious) rant, as is our way. There's a new Map of Shame, and we cover a dubious news article about squirrels that are "addicted to crack". For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 12: Handshakes & High Fives | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:25

There's nothing more awkward than a failed high-five. Or a fumbled handshake. In this show, Ben and Joe share their hilariously hideous experiences in human interaction, and discuss how we can do things better. We also hear about the latest cretin who's making news for absolutely no good reason at all. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 11: Boo Boos & Rat News | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:25

In this show we meet a weird little pageant princess, talk about what to do if you see an alien, and find out why Joe advances closer and closer to v2.0 every day. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 10: Scraggie Aggie & The Cat Reaper | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:08:00

Ben and Joe are in the studio on a Saturday morning and are super pepped, resulting in this hilarious show. We talk about everything from dating to De Niro and Joe shares his plans for a brand new Britain. Plus, there's an awesome 18-minute pre-show, only for TAPAS Subscribers. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 09: Drunks & Deodorant | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:55

Ben went out for breakfast before the recording of this show, and came back feeling a bit odd. Joe is berated for not wearing deodorant and for trying to pass himself off as a vodka distiller. We also cover the latest world news and talk about how it feels to approach our thirties. It's a funny show, so download it now and put it in your ears. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 08: Fear & Footwear | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:38

In this show, we learn about the fun side of escalator safety, hear a factual account of a rain of apples, and wonder about the possibility of alien visitation. As always, it's the eclectic mix of nonsense that you love. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 07: Teets & Titles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:58

Ben's suffering but drags himself into the studio to bring you another hour of Peach fun, because, well, you're worth it. Joe has been experimenting with brewing his own liquor and is under the delusion that he has been bestowed with an official lairdship, and Ben also recounts meeting a moronic barman in the return of our 'Cret A Manger' segment. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 06: Pops & Nuts | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:08:48

It's the first show of the year and Ben and Joe are already at each other's throats. It's really funny though, so, you know, all's well that ends well. We also talk about lottery winners, 'booty popping' and Daily Mail readers. Download and fill an hour of your life with joy, or something. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 05: Mistletoe & Folly | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:16

Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day, when the things and the stuff and the something something play. It's the week before Christmas, and Ben's sick of all these festive songs. It's not all lumps of coal and humbugs though, as Joe jumps in to defend the likes of Slade and Wizzard. We also talk about a kid who threatens to kill Santa. Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 04: Wack & Jack | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:04:22

It’s another crazy show packed with good old fashioned, rootin’, tootin’ jokes. Actually, it’s not that crazy at all, it’s just normal. Which is to say, it’s an hour of classic Peach humour in which Ben and Joe rant on the topics of cat hunts, eye surgery and old people. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

 TAP Series 8 Episode 03: Kandoo & Kindle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:40

In this hilarious show, Ben and Joe launch into a strange discussion before the intro music even plays, but that's OK, because it's funny. Joe has bought yet more new tech, and we discuss the oddball cast of The Gadget Show, in particular the gimpy weird one (you know the one). For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

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