The Absolute Peach
Summary: The Absolute Peach is a real, gimmick-free talk show, produced weekly in England. Relaxed, funny and without scripts, The Absolute Peach is for people looking for a show that doesnâ€™t rely on wacky skits and annoying jingles. The Absolute Peach was created when hosts Ben and Joe became so sick of the cheesy, spoon-fed humour of so many podcasts loitering around the internet at the moment that they decided to start recording their own. The humour of the show is based on just the sort of things people laugh about with their friends, which, we reckon, tends to be the funniest kind anyway.
Never mind Slumdog Millionnaire; Ben's got his own rags to riches story. There's also brand new Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch, and we even find time to start a brand new trend. 'Zorz.
Catch the pigeon? Not likely. These pigeons are in jumbo jets! Plus, Joe's met a tramp who’s better off than he is, and we revive a favourite segment from days gone by.
Four months after Series 3 drew to a close, TAP is finally back in the saddle with a kick-off show that's more fun than a pool party with rabid monkeys where you're the towel boy. Enjoy! Oh, and you can now follow us on Twitter: http://media.blubrry.com/theabsolutepeach/twitter.com/absolutepeach
The fourth, and final instalment of The Absolute Peach highlight shows has finally arrived, and brings with it a special announcement...
Ben hosts another collection of the best clips from Series 3. This week: episodes 11 to 15.
The second episode in our magical adventures through Series 3 of The Absolute Peach. Not so much magical as 'nostalgical'. And probably more tours than adventures. Yeah, let's go with that.
Ben hosts this 4-part mini-series, bringing you some of the best bits from Series 3. This week: episodes 1 to 5.
Some folk think all that's needed in order to be successful is a talking animal. Perhaps that's what we're missing on The Absolute Peach. Should we dress up a mangy dog in kingly robes and a crown? Is that what the world wants? Let's ask Beatrix Potter. That doesn't make much sense at all, but this is the end of the series, and if it was boring and sensible you'd never forgive us. Thanks for being awesome. We'll see you soon.
This week we discover Joe's dark history of 90s music and roller skating, talk about the latest Disney movie, and reveal Ben's shameful eating habits of late. Plus: should a man say the word 'jammies'? Find out right here, folks.
This show kicks off with drama as Ben makes a shocking discovery about a meal he ate last week. Joe tells of how he's been dreaming about how great he is, and we review some of the worst TV adverts of recent times. Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
We do a lot of things here on The Absolute Peach. But there's one subject which has always been close to our hearts. This show, we present to you some of the most idiotic people ever to grace the TAP airwaves. To add to the fun, some guy has been parking outside Ben's garage and he's not happy about it.
This week, we talk about words that men just shouldn't say. Along the way, Ben gets grilled about his past gaming life, we learn what our names say about us, and Joe has a list of meats. Don't ask.
The new Batman movie's out. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's been out ages. The Joker is amazing. Yeah, I know. But he is though. Yeah. Cool movie. Yep. Chubby chicks in bikinis. What?
Ooh, I don't like where this is going! I'm mildly scared that this is the end! The Peach has crossed a line! Has it? Or did we just decide to do a short show last week? A word to the Worrying Winnies: Stop it. TAP isn't going anywhere. So smile, dear listeners, and enjoy this feature-length show.
Have you ever heard the saying, "It's not quantity but quality that counts"? Well this weeks episode of The Peach has neither quantity or quality. Ok, that's not 100% true. Let's just say it does exactly what it says on the tin. And by tin we mean title.