The Mustache Rangers Podcast

Wishing someone a happy birthday is an odd thing to do, considering you’re not the one blowing out the candles. The Mustache Rangers discuss band in this week’s podcast episode. Bring it to life through electricity.

The 3D craze is upon us. A 3D piranha is no longer something to be feared. It is something to be embarrassed. Unless you are a cow. Cows and piranhas in 3D will never get along. The Mustache Rangers discuss this craze in this week’s podcast episode of comedy. Listen to it in your underpants.

Most people say “learning another language is useless.” At least, that’s what this straw man tells us. We never should have wished him alive. The Mustache Rangers learn to speak French in this week’s podcast episode. Try not to learn anything from it.

What’s not to enjoy about capitalism? The beginning of a sentence, a name, the possibilities are endless! The Mustache Rangers explore economics in this week’s comedy podcast episode full of comedy. Enjoy it.

Have you ever had a sudden realization blow your mind? Like that an inchworm is a freakin’ caterpillar and turns into a moth? Duh, of course! We’re so stupid! This week’s comedy podcast episode involved a sudden realization. And by sudden, we mean slow.

We imagine there are a lot of nerds on internet. If there are a lot of nerds on internet, then this internet this is for them. And also not nerds. But, really, you’re only fooling yourself. This week’s podcast is best experienced with some sort of sugary drink. Enjoy.

Some people think sharks are bad. These are all people. All people think sharks are bad. Some people are fooling themselves. The Mustache Rangers deal with sharks in the least interesting way in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it’s sound.

Why are 150 episodes a landmark, but 160 episodes aren’t? Why do only quarters and halves of 100s matter? Who decided this? We bet it was the Greeks. Those guys are always causing trouble with their fat weddings and feta cheese. This week’s podcast episode has nothing to do with Greece. Or does it? It […]

What would we do without blue collars? We’d all have dress shirts like people from the 80s, and that would not be very cool of us. The Mustache Rangers talk day laborers in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy if.

Math guides the universe. If someone says “I’d like to fly,” there universe will say “look at math” and they will know that they can not fly. Then the universe will go on, like, “birds have hollow bones and…” and you’re, like, “shut up, universe. I stopped caring about that two decades ago. You talk […]

There has been a lot of talk about oil recently. Of course the Mustache Rangers want in on that action. Talking heads are paid pretty well, from what little we understand. Listen and enjoy this week’s comedy podcast episode. It’ll put things right.

If there were a world championship for stalling, the Mustache Rangers would win it. Too bad there is only a universe wide championship for stalling. It’s called the Uni-N-Stall. Dark matter wins every space year. There is another podcast episode for your ears this week. Put it in there.

If life is truly a game, then it is longer and more boring than Monopoly. Tell your sisters they should give up already, because you want to go to bed. It’s getting absurd. Honestly, everyone has 20 hotels on everything. Something is very wrong here. The Mustache Rangers talk about numbers in this week’s podcast. […]

Just a reminder, there are outtakes at the end of most Mustache Rangers episodes. This week’s episode has a particularly long one. Enjoy the podcast now!

The Mustache Rangers get pretty crude in this week’s podcast. So, you know, better put on your excitement-resistant pants.