Secaucast

Guest Co-Host: The Return of FudgeThems Special Guest: Laawaaris In this episode: morning hummer, touched by a Beatle, anal sandwich, Buttles repellent, roadwhacking, outsourced family, immigrant embezzlement, wedding crashing, reception tailgating, Laawaaris pitches a tent, and a fast food nuptial in the making. Links: Sikhism Earl of Sandwich Music: "Up Chuk Skat" by Rayko/KRB Intro Music: "Drive Across Texas" by Bob Kirkpatrick Outro Music: "So Sick" by J-Laa All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: scriggity Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-30.mp3

Live from The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention: Secaucus, NJ Guest Co-Hosts: Dan on Tap and Buttles Special Guest: NextJen Featuring Segments by: Dan and Cj from Love Long and Prosper and Sy-Fi Special Thanks to Danthol In this episode: urine transporters, action figure cleavage, The Borg v. 9/11, dog bites fan, Xena's cool-whipped tits, guessing Dan on Tap's race, Nimoy on vinyl, double bagging, sword polishing tips, and Buttles ponders auctioning off his maidenhead. Links: STARTREK.COM The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention STARTREK.COM Message Board - Convention Feedback Thread Memory Alpha - Star Trek Wiki Star Trek: The Experience Star Trek Encyclopedia Star Trek: Fan Collective - Time Travel DVD Music: "She Make It So" by Warp 11 Intro Music: "Devil In Jersey City" by Coheed and Cambria Outro Music: "Tits and Champagne" by The Joneses Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Hot Star Trek Romances: Trip and T'Pol Troi and Worf Yar and Data Cool Alien Races: Klingons Cardassians Romulans Tribbles Andorians Talorians Vulcans The Q Trills The Borg Hot Women: Majel Barrett-Roddenberry Terry Farrell Nicole de Boer Gates McFadden Marina Sirtis Jeri Ryan Diana Muldaur Ashley Judd Celebrity Appearances Mentioned: Bobby Clark Kate Mulgrew Suzie Plakson Joanne Linville William Shatner Episodes and Movies Mentioned: The Cage Arena The Trouble With Tribbles Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Star Trek: First Contact Trials and Tribble-ations Podcasts Mentioned: Life on Tap Love Long and Prosper Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-23.mp3

Guest Co-Host: The Return of JDawg from Queens Special Guests: Stephanie and The Rock In this episode: starting young with crystal Steph, Dookie Howser, KFedUp, jungle gym, Saget worship, rape nuts, tubhumping, Lost encounters, Brangelina's holes, and a chat with an overgrown Ethel Merman ogre. Links: "Danny Tanner is Not Gay" - Bob Saget Rollin' with Saget Ethel Merman - IMDB entry Music: "Beautiful Drive" by Tara Leigh Cobble Intro Music: "Amtrek" by Big George Jackson Blues Band Outro Music: "Little Girl" by The Ukulele Hipster Kings All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-16.mp3

Guest Co-Host: The Return of Laawaaris from Houston In this episode: Thriller goes Bollywood, Halloween pimpin', rickshaw rage, porn blues, family friends that fuck, tasting thyself, hybrid efficiency, rank cheerleading, racist bumperstickers, road head rides again, and an anatomical exploration of the hair downstairs. Links: Indian Thriller YAO Restaurant phun.org Censorship in India Music: "Damage" by Tara Leigh Cobble Intro Music: "Hoe Bots" by Stinkarelli Outro Music: "I eat pussy baby, every day" by Snowball Johnny All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: Life on Tap Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-02.mp3

Guest Co-Host: Danthol from Love Long and Prosper In this episode: genocidal home hints, vaginal landmarks, preggers sex, marvel masturbation, vomiting nicotine, tittyfucking pop art, randy piety, mermaid menage à trois, sexing The Simpsons, roach buffet, and slamming little ophan Annie at the drive-in. Links: Carpet beetle Mammary intercourse Polly the Insulting Parrot Music: "Fuck You" by The Brother Machine Intro Music: "Bionic Vagina" by Baron Von Lichtenstein Outro Music: "Drive In Picture Show" by Craymo Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: Love Long and Prosper Soccergirl, Incorporated Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-26.mp3

Guest Co-Host: Shortie from Springfield, IL In this episode: bar glories, fast food sexual gymnastics, vaginal maintenance, hotgluing Jesus, diabetes boner, going while coming, brown thumbs, truck stop chili, unintentional Anti-Semitism, hockey on the hood, and the JFK assassination gag reel. Links: Steak 'n Shake JFK RELOADED (BETTER THAN THE REST) Requiem for a Kennedy Music: "Dance Under the Stars" by Peter Toh Intro Music: "Dukes of Hazzard Wheres The Party At?" by Former Fat Boys Outro Music: "Keep It Clean" by Mike McGill All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: Love Long and Prosper Life on Tap Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-19.mp3

Guest Co-Host: CMonkey from Yonkers In this episode: back door chivalry, recreational chemistry, T at twelve, getting a ghet, T.G.I. MILF, sacrifice doubles, sleepaway grope, flacid encounters, premature relief, Rocky Horror tweens, fart deposition, and the naiveté of Pee Wee Herman's spew. Links: 2C-I Ghet The Rocky Horror Picture Show Music: Mickey Avalon Shoot to Kill Music, Inc. Buy at iTunes Music Store"My Dick" by Mickey Avalon (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy) Intro Music: "Horizontal Tango" by Roadside Attraction Outro Music: "Got To Have A Job" by Little Charlie and The Nightcats Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: Love Long and Prosper Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-12.mp3

Guest Co-Host: Iron Sherv from Cambridge, MA In this episode: Islam at the airport, lab coat pheromones, highway hookers, pussy whiskers, burka by law, Turkish anemas, driving online, raki rendezvous, Muslim in the mist, atheism unleashed, parkedhead misfire, and the A-rab is traumatized by T. Links: Anterior cruciate ligament Drivers Ed Racing Game Raki Music: "The Decisive Battle" by Jenova Project Intro Music: "Tora Tora Tora" by U.S. Bombs Outro Music: "Arabu Andaluz" by Fishtank Ensemble Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: You Are The Guest! Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-28.mp3

Guest Co-Host: The Drunken Clam Girl from Life on Tap In this episode: HIV hypochondria, Dan on Tap's metrosexuality, rapid masturbation, driving a fat girl, food orgasms, dorm nudity, shit and tell, the art before fellatio, ankle appeal, second circumcision, and the oldest douche in Jewish history. Links: Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Live Salvador Santana Mikvah Music: The Women Of Kerrville Various Artists Silverwolf Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at RealNetworks / Rhapsody Buy at eMusic Buy at GroupieTunes"Christians and Pagans" by Dar Williams Intro Music: "You Make Me Wanna Cum" by JINX TITANIC Outro Music: "I Love a Jew" by Stuckey & Murray Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: Life on Tap scriggity Best Damn Tech Show, Period Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-21.mp3

Guest Co-Host: FudgeUms from New Jersey In this episode: a bastardly wet challenge, Hindu is the new Black, uber public toilets, Piss Court, ethnic vagina, paternity leave, shit comes clean, chauffeuring honkeys, ScottyJ rolls his own, ESL medals, and Ernest Borgnine's coconut fetish. Links: fudgems.com Squat Toilet Ernest Borgnine - IMDB Music: "Release Me" by Farewell Redemption Intro Music: "When I Blow Up" by Dislocated Boner Outro Music: "Fucked Again" by Baron Von Lichtenstein All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: scriggity Best Damn Tech Show, Period Life on Tap Five Questions Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-14.mp3

Featuring: BusHeads, starring Buttles (recorded at Tanglewood - Lenox, MA) In this episode: the Arthur Ashe Confederacy, riding the wave of whitey, Highwood Club rejects, female urinal prototypes, golf cart assassination, banging Jedi, Natalie Portman was hot at 12, more a cockapella, TSA gets all up in my ass, and James Earl Jones is completely shitfaced. Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Polls close on Monday, August 28th at 11:59 PM EDT. Links: Tanglewood Campus Map John Williams Star Wars music Steve & Barry's Coke BlaK Music: "Bunker Buster" by 37Hz Intro Music: "Get Fuckin fucked" by Chachi On Acid Outro Music: "If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff" by Lynn JULIAN aka CookieCutterGirl All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: Life on Tap Swingercast Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-22.mp3

Guest Co-Host: Dick Cameo from Taxachusetts In this episode: dykes v. my dad, Greyhound reeks of pussy, Custy's fulfilled, pounding Massholes, Rhode Island is the new Kuwait, carbonated terrorism, devastating AOL searches, Frosty fellatio, crosstown cuss, and Stephen Hawking's sweet ride chooses A. Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Links: AirTroductions Becky Hammond Custy's Nordic Lodge AOL Keyword Searches Stephen Hawking Music: "First of May" by Jonathan Coulton Intro Music: "Shady" by Rayko/KRB Outro Music: "Sex-O-Matic" by Psykosoul Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: Happy House of Hentai Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-15.mp3

Featuring: RoadHeads, starring Dan on Tap (recorded en route to Hartford, CT) In this episode: British dining etiquette, yearbook foiblows, Dan taps Scarlett, Buttles lands on Martha, sandwich technique, cheeky alternatives, grope therapy, staged racial harmony, a cockapella, and the last stop in bodily functions. Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Links: Prince Jefri New England Dodge Music Center Dave Matthews Band Setlists (Select Jul 29 2006 New England Dodge Music Center) The Big Lebowski - Fucking Short Version Cock Sauce Music: "Death of Democracy" by 37Hz Intro Music: "Show Me Your Tits" by The Killer Kona Buds Outro Music: "BRANGELINA!" by Ric Seaberg All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcasts Mentioned: Life on Tap Happy House of Hentai Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-08.mp3

Guest Co-Host: BabyMo from Massachusetts (our first female!) In this episode: love at the urinal, the kiss of epilepsy, five for flirting, hooters on Hooters, cheesecake a la Buttles, KFed's Ex, Jennifer Aniston isn't our Friend, getting a Prince William, and the greatest ass in American History. Links: Hooters Mastercard Kevin Federline Cold Stone Creamery Music: "Boob Fairy" by Deirdre Flint Intro Music: "Vagina" by The Killer Kona Buds Outro Music: "The Toilet Song" by Tí Trá Lí Media All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: The Mep Report Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-20.mp3

Guest Co-Host: JDawg from Queens Live from the Days Inn: Shrewsbury, MA In this episode: jetBlues, humping the Jertz, these are the Days, Depot thoughts, Ted Williams' anus, human stains, Sushi v. Sex, porn night, the quief fairy, scent of an asshole, LIRRrrrrrr, and Lance Bass finally becomes an honest fag. Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Links: Days Inn Hofstra University Long Island Rail Road My Odeo Channel (odeo/c1e15c6f00c8eaf9) Music: "Food" by Deirdre Flint Intro Music: "Hershey Highway" by Neil Smith Outro Music: "Anything Goes" by Art Linton All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network Podcast Mentioned: Life on Tap Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-01.mp3