The passion according to St. John and the NRA




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Summary: When Jesus said in Matthew 5:39, “ If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also”, he really meant, “you talk funny, - I put bullet in your head!”  (Careful, if you listen to this podcast, you expose yourself to satire.) God hates gun control, and that’s why God loves the National Rifle Association, because the NRA also hates gun control. In God’s kingdom everyone is armed to the teeth. Jesus is all about peace. If one of your neighbor disturbs the peace, shoot the bastard and than restore the peace. – Not just for the moment, but you can be a provider of eternal peace. That is why Jesus loves people with guns. They are peacemakers.