In which we recreate John & Yoko's bed-in, except with less paparazzi, celebrities, drugs and live music. Mrs Berry doesn't eat anything and Mrs Woog gags twice. You're welcome.

Summary: Mrs Woog has been solo parenting for three weeks. Mrs Berry was enjoying the first weekend in four of being at home. It's been a torrid time and both yearn for respite from reality. Mrs Woog wasn't even wearing a bra.