How to Pick Up a Massage Therapist (Happy Ending?)

Summary: Did I get a happy ending massage? Nope, as you might no (if not, you know now)...I don't pay for sex and yes, that includes handjobs and all kinds of other kinky things. Why? I prefer to get down and dirty with girls who are attracted to me because of my charm and my gigantic ding dong...it's not. I love to get Thai massages because I spend a lot of time in front of my laptop (for you). But this time things got weird...and here's my weird book: https://www.globalseducer.com/rise-of-the-phoenix/