Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Summary: Remember back in kindergarten, when we were taught to keep our hands to ourselves? Well, it appears as though some of us have forgotten the basics. Alan and Ryan talk about The Color Purple, the definition of feminism, and how easy it is to eat a pound of Oreo cookies! Seriously, it's a thing. Bonus... you're going to take a walk down memory lane with a certain teacher that's tired of everyone's crap.