Facebook loses $130B in minutes, ClassPass squeezes fitness studios, and Las Vegas Sands loves Japan’s Parliament

Summary: Facebook’s latest earnings report will go down in history as one of the craziest in history -- shares plummeted 25% during an insane conference call. Japan just OK’d casinos, so Las Vegas Sands is opening up shop since its Vegas locations just don’t bring in the money lately. And ClassPass bench-pressed $85 million in Series D funding for its expansion abroad (but we’ve got 1 problem with the company)