Summary: The title pretty much says it all (if you haven't seen the pattern yet, I am ashamed of you) and with listening you will have your fair share of bums, semen, and blue balls. Wildcard: The Minnesota Twins are getting a new stadium and it has been decided they need new uniforms. Come up with a new uniform that pays respect to their history and MN history of mobsters, moonshine and Indian casinos. Hats are required, but sleeves are not.