Summary: Blobfish, Korean Penis Fish, Candiru, oh my! Those mysterious Sector 512 guys are back are dredging up all of god's best depravities for your listening pleasure. As anticipated, multiple lists are dedicated to the animals of the world with the biggest penises and it basically rolls down hill like a 12 inch log from there. Don't miss some absolutely repulsive items like duck rape, "traumatic insemination", corkscrew vaginas, bottle brush cocks, gelatinous flesh, copious slime production, willy-nilly sex changes, and the "Bo Jackson" of the animal kingdom. My god, our mothers would be ashamed and onto the pictures! Wildcard is to come up with a new animal mascot for the Minnesota Twins to replace that lame-ass plushy-wannabe TC the Bear. Apparently nothing says Minnesota like invasive species. Send in a list for the next episode to tom@sector512productions.com and it will be the Top 10 Children's Books That Need to Be Written (examples include "Everybody Poops on Tammie's Two Mommies" or "Show Me on the Doll where the Wild Things Touched You") and the wild card is to pick your favorite existing children's book.
