Summary: "The Christmas Eve Show You'll Be Listening To After Christmas" (52:35) - pre-program ramble - opening theme - yodel-out: the shelter-closing mayor of fort myers, florida - those aren't the bodies of santa's reindeer hanging outside a local hardware store - manhattan hatchet santa vandalized - the sole opinion of the voices in brian's head - santa doesn't go to sanibel - the insider trading of santa claus - drunken santa rampage in new zealand - thanks to everyone for all of the christmas card - the british eat all sorts of weird things - headline/punchline - you're never too old to further your education - nobody likes orlando... and here are a couple more reasons why - when you're looking for a dead guy, you go to columbus, ohio - the whole idea of food and bad things happening - jodi performs brief mime show through studio audience window - this frivolous lawsuit may result in a frivolous countersuit... from a dog - skunk ape sighting near city of sprawl - at scratch and dent world - disturbing poem of the week - any words of wisdom, blushing wife? - remember to turn your clocks back one second - wrap-up - post-program ramble
