Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.
Forums, go there:
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Voicemail, call us:
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Laterz,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey,
We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.
Forums:
Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forums
Phone:
(206)666-6325
Now go away!
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,
Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.
Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:
www.fortherecord.ws/forums
Or call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:
206-666-6325
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey folks,
 Shit like this only happens to me I think, so here it is, we are doing a live show and boom out goes the internet. Gotta love it, sometimes I feel like god pisses down on me for some of the nasty things said on this show, if I were God I would be a vengeful God as well I guess so I should expect it. Anyway on the show we discuss the morality of cheating, a bitch so fat she didn't realize she was pregnant until the baby fell outta her and we dish out some advice to an escort. It's pretty much what you've come to love about us.
Forums, join em:
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Live show, listen to it:
Now every Saturday 11pm(ish) EST.
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey,
 We recorded yet another live show. The Militia gets pretty ripped and discusses gay rappers, killer's living next door, terrible commercials that are ten years behind and how to skip out on your taxes.
Forums:
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Voicemail:
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Next live show:
Saturday March 3rd 11pm EST
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

What's up a-holes,
  On the menu Britney Spears insanity, crack whores at bowling alleys, a new type of porno, expensive ass Valentine's day cards and sooo much more. Next live show:
Saturday February 24th 11pm
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Leave us  a suggestion for bottle or box:
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Laters,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey folks,
We had the webcams fired up the live feed going and our first listener submitted Bottle or Box. This thing was so bad Mallrat gave up the big chair to Zim because he almost puked, it would have been great cause Mallrat can afford to shed a few pounds! We drank 40's,  talked shit about people, and mourned the recently deceased. It's everything you've come to love about the show.
Next live show:
2/17 11pm est
Show info:
www.fortherecord.ws
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey, it's us again invading you Ipod or whatever you use to tune in.
We discuss the ATHF issue and the retards that made it a big deal, people call in and then don't speak with us, we make fun of midgets and retards, not really a new thing for us and a balck fan emerges!
Until next week assbags,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Holy crap,

What a good time we had on this one, soo much stuff to go over, so much torturing of Zim and he loved every minute of it. Zim also gives out a big announcement that the fans are sure to eat up! We cover punching a nine month old, Hef’s response to Kelly Osborne wishing to be in Playboy and a rediculous televangelist We are doing a live show February 3rd check out our site for details:

Http://www.fortherecord.ws

while there why not join our forums.

Drop us a voicemail:

(206)666-6325

Until next week,

~~DeadSqwirl X.x

Hey,
  Another week another show, we discuss a 29 year old posing as a 12 year old to get butt, pubic hair on CSI, retarded people trying to pee and the urinal cakes that love them. We also dub our first winner of our new segment Ugly myspacer of the week tournament. We revamped our site this week as well so why not go check it out:
www.fortherecord.ws
and while your there surf on over to the forums.
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x