Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday December 2 at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Do you ever wonder how the likes of Andrew W.K., Lamb of God, and Slipknot can perform night after night without blowing out their vocal chords?  Its an art.  An art taught by Melissa Cross, the “Queen of the Scream.”

According to Entertainment Weekly: “Cross is a cheery, red-haired, classically trained voice teacher with a peculiar niche: She caters to the most extreme segments of the metal, punk, and hardcore scenes, teaching performers how to growl like grizzlies, bark like pit bulls, and bellow like tortured children of Beelzebub. All without blowing out their vocal cords.”

She’ll join Dr. B, Dangerous Lee and Vinny Bond to teach us all how to scream like a rock star.

Then,  the economy may be bad now, but if some scripture is correct, the upcoming Rapture offers a series of amazing opportunities for financial gains for those of us that will surely be left behind.

Steve and Evie Levy, authors of How to Profit from the Coming Rapture: Getting Ahead When You’re Left Behind, will join us to instruct those listeners who will certainly be left behind (Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, less ardent Protestants, and many more) on how to exploit the inevitable demise of the world in order to make a tidy profit,  for as the authors say:

“Sure, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike. But for the five billion of us left behind, the post-Rapture world will be a time of even more unique investment opportunities.”

All that plus, plus Vinny sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners, Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Quiz, Justin the Weatherman may come back,  and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live, interactive chat room during show time! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Click play and scroll to 16:13 for the start of the Bill Romanowski interview

Just Click play–>

Bill Romanowski

4 time Superbowl winner with the Broncos and 49ers.
Romanowski played linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders in a 16-year career that ended in 2003.
Former Boston College player.
He was a bad ass.

  Hear Romo on:

* Steroids
* BALCO
* Victor Conti
* Barry Bonds
* Jason Giambi
* Adam Sandler
* Crying on 60 Minutes
* Breaking Dave Meggett’s finger
* Hitting Jerry Rice
* Adam “Pacman” Jones
* Who’s tougher: Romo or Lawrence Taylor?
* Nutrition 53: 1st month is free, courtesy of Romo

Here is this week’s GetBack.com Pop Quiz as heard exclusively on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour:

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ELTON JOHN POP QUIZ

Who sang with John on the duet “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart”?

Kiki Dee

What was Elton John’s first feature film score of a musical?

The Lion King

What Star Trek actor recorded a version of “Rocket Man”?

William Shatner

“Kb”  was only able to answer one of the three questions correctly and thus was an unsuccessful GetBack.com Pop Quiz participant.

Do YOU want to be a contestant on a future edition of GetBack.com Pop Quiz?  There are plenty of great prizes just waiting to be won!  Click here to send an email signing up to be a future contestant on the GetBack.com Pop Quiz ONLY on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour.

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

Got Spermstein?

Without Radio Happy Hour
Where would we be?
Sitting in his office
We heard from Bill Romanowski.

He’s not a dumb jock
He’s marketing Nutrition 53
Check out his website
The first one is free!

Wisconsin native Kelli Dunham
Former nun, comedic genius
She likes the rod
Just not the man attached to the penis!

Played a lil GetBack
Questions about Sir Elton were nifty
Kb would’ve won
Had there been questions of 8250!

Natural Harvest’s Foti
His face must be gleamin’
Nothing’s staying in my mouth
With an ingredient of semen.

Check out his book at LuLu
Or www.CookingWithCum.com
Who says us spitters
Are the ones that are dumb!

Dangerous Lee and Vinny
Rounded out the show
But will we drink an Almost White Russian?
Why, Hell fuckin’ no!!

Like The Twilight Zone
Still don’t know if the show was fact or fiction
Closing out Radio Happy Hour
Reality Addiction

This can’t be for real. . .

Can it?!?

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Fotie Photenhauer interview
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Find out as Fotie Photenhauer, the author of Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, is on the Radio Happy Hour.

Here’s another exclusive recipe from  Fotie Photenhauer’s book that will give a whole new meaning to “cocktail”:

 

 Almost White Russian

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
½ oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice
cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.

Click play and scroll to 16:13 for the start of the
Bill Romanowski interview

Click play and scroll to 54:34 for the start of the
Fotie Photenhauer interview

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Added to this week’s show:

Bill Romanowski

4 time Superbowl winner with the Broncos and 49ers.
Romanowski played linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders in a 16-year career that ended in 2003.
Former Boston College player.
He was a bad ass.

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday November 25 at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

This is one you’re not going to want to miss.

First, Dr. Blogstein and Dangerous Lee welcome in an ex-nun, turned nurse, turned lesbian comedienne.

Kelli Dunham, who grew up on a beet farm in Wisconsin, has definitely taken a unique route to a comedy career.  We’ll risk it all and delve deep into her mind to figure out how she went from the convent to comedy club and find out all that happened in between,

Then, push aside your glazed donut and don’t even think about ordering Fettuccine Alfredo because we’ll be speaking to Fotie Photenhauer, author of Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

Is this a joke or a legitimate cookbook?  He claims it’s the real deal.  In fact, here’s a recipe from the book:

High Protein Smoothie
Unlike other high protein drinks this one does not use animal proteins such as eggs or whey for nutrition.

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana
1 cup of soy milk
1‐3 tablespoons of fresh semen
Ice cubes
Throw everything into a blender and liquify.

Chef’s Note: This is a great drink to experiment with.
Try substituting peaches or strawberries for the kiwi.

We report, you vomit.

All that, plus Vinny Bond sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners, Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Quiz, Justin the Weatherman, the music of Reality Addiction and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live, interactive chat room during show time! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

What an unfortunate spot she chose to conduct an interview!

Saturday Night Live really should have Sarah Palin on their payroll. What will she come up with next?!?

Here is this week’s GetBack.com Pop Quiz as heard exclusively on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour:

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MOVIE QUOTES:

1. What is the famous line uttered by John Merrick in 1980’s The Elephant Man? 

“I am not an animal.”

2. Finish the quote from The Shining. “All work and no play…”         

“…makes Jack a dull boy.” 

3. Cher’s famous line in Moonstruck is:

“Snap out of it!”  

This week’s contestant, the soft spoken, presidential hopeful “Ahmnodt Heare” got only one of the three questions correct (and even the one he got right he didn’t get totally right).  He needed 2 of 3 to win, so unfortunatley, for the second time in November 08, he was a loser.

Want to be a contestant on a future edition of GetBack.com Pop Quiz?  There are plenty of great prizes just waiting to be won!  Click here to send an email signing up to be a future contestant on the GetBack.com Pop Quiz ONLY on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour.

 Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday November 18 at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

What do you call a guy whose roommate Clyde kicks him out of their room when he brings a chick home? How about a guy whose super smart roommate Justin beats him down for not standing up for himself? Or a guy whose mother died experimenting with mushrooms in culinary school? And what do you call a guy who lives vicariously through his own blog?

You call him Poor Paul: a new media episodic comedy series following the adventures of Paul, a twenty something, funny and unlucky dreamer who creates outrageous fantasies in order to escape life.

Stars Kevin Schmidt and Zack Bennett will be live on the show.

All that, plus Dr. Vino will tell us what to drink and when,  Vinny Bond sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners, Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Quiz, Justin the Weatherman, the music of Jason Yudoff and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live, interactive chat room during show time! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Approximately 60 minutes into this week’s program (click play above), as the Radio Happy Hour was seemingly wrapping up,  a listener named Virgie called in.

Though she took the (very) long way around, Virgie informed us of a rare medical condition she was suffering from: Hyperosmia

To prove just how incredibly out of the ordinary Hyperosmia must be, consider this:  I was unable to even find a listing for it on the hypochondriac porn site WebMD!

But, as explained by the self described “stub” of an article on Wikipedia, Hyperosmia is an increased ability to smell - for example, being able to identify the perfume of the previous occupant of a chair. It is seen in patients with cluster headaches, migraines, and adrenal cortical insufficiency.

In layman’s terms, Virgie has super smelling abilities. But if the once quality television show Heroes has taught us anything it’s that super powers sometimes can cause more harm than good.

Virgie can’t clean her house without getting sick from the fumes, has to bathe and wash herself several times a day and must steer clear of men who have eaten Mexican Food within 24 hours.  Virgie is also able to identify woman who are menstruating just by using her acute olfactory senses.

Olfactory–>
Very Old Factory–>

In an email from another Hyperosmia sufferer, Raechelle Marsh says of Virgie and their shared condition:

 First, I think maybe the woman needs to cut down on her valium, or whatever it is she may be drinking with the valium ;-)  Poor woman.  She does, however, sound very “genuine” about her condition.  I can sympathize with the pain of cleaning products.

I’ve never been formally diagnosed with hyperosmia; I ran across the term when composing the blogpost about my acute sense of smell (a friend once told me I had super smell).  It’s not a debilitating condition for me; it just makes me high maintenance.  I need to request unscented massage oils or ask my sweetie if we can get a different handsoap for the bathroom because the smells are just too strong.  People at work thought I was crazy because I kept asking if they were smelling vinegar.  Come to find, film (including xray film) emits a vinegar-like odor when it starts to break down, and there were a few boxes of film in the office next to mine.  N o one else could smell it, though.

And yes, much like a bloodhound, the acute sense of smell comes in handy.  I can smell when my harddrive at work gets too hot, and when milk is too close to it’s expiration date. So I got that goin’ for me.

Renowned BlogTalkRadio Physician Host “Doctor Anonymous” had this to say about Hyperosmia: “Vergie is right in that doctors don’t know much about this condition other than it is a heightened sense of smell.

My advice to Vergie would be to continue to get the word out on Hyperosmia so that we can find a treatment so that she can get better.”

He added, “In my reading, I didn’t find that it’s caused by a brain tumor or worsened by smoking or soaps or detergents. It is associated with migraine headaches and also some psychiatric conditions.”

Who says the Radio Happy Hour isn’t educational? (rhetorical question)

Incidentally,  below are two previous DrBlogstein.com entries that I’d ask Virgie (and Raechelle) not to visit:

Discussion: Rank the Reek
Discussion: Order the Oder