...In which I finally realise...

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

...In which I meet my match?

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

...In which Guy gets schooled...

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

...In which I am reminded to get the hell on with it...

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

...- In which I put JD Salinger to good use...

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

...(Part 2) - In which the circle is not unbroken...

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

... (Part 1) - In which Missy Has her say

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

. . . in which we meet The Whole Sick Crew

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which I'm vomiting up and approaching the dreaded page 50

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy tries not to be such a Guy

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy goes to the back of the bus

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy gets a good bounce

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy is meet-&-greeted by the all-apprehending Mortster

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

... and this is not he.

This is he . . .

. . . in which Guy says: 'I've Only Just Begun'

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy gets a lift

--- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy goes all the way

--Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

. . . in which Guy has a blind date with Big Brother

Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

Chapter TWO: Eggs

. . . in which I peek into Guy's l'il head

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Act One Chapter One: Wrinkles

. . . in which I get Guy out of bed