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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 512 Thursday May 16th 2013 8pm Pacific Time
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I am interviewed on the website VoxElectro about this podcast! I am so thrilled! I wonder if anyone reading this read that interview and if they know what it's like to be interviewed and how sometimes you do major run-on sentences that go nowhere birds like to make white poop. If you enjoy today's Mike's Daily Podcast Players' production you can read their script below.
Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Benita the Rodeo Queen, PLUS we bring you return of the much loved segment MASTERPOD THEATER featuring our very special take on Ted Talks called TURD TALKS!
Tomorrow we bring you no show but we shall return again next week with the much missed segment NEWS RANDOM, plus we'll hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!
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And now, the Mike’s Daily Podcast Players present…Our Rendition of a Ted Talk…
Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for tonight’s TURD TALK speaker, Linda Gabblegoffonandon…
Thank you. Thank you. I didn’t realize I was going to get applause. I mean, it’s not like I invented air.
Oh, I guess I did. That’s why I’m here tonight getting the chance to speak to you in tonight’s Turd Talk.
Air, why do we need it? I asked that question at a young age and made my life an unrelenting pursuit of the answer. When I was 45 I invented air and it changed my life…and the world.
Thank you. People ask me, Linda, why air? Why not invent fire? Or wind? Or earth? And I tell them, I can’t sing.
That was a 70’s group. They did my favorite song, “25 or 6 to 4”
(off mic) That was Chicago!
Sir, I don’t go to your place of work and heckle you so please don’t shout out city names during my Turd Talk.
(off mic) But that’s the name of the band…Chicago…with Peter Cetera!
Security, can you please remove that man? Thank you!
(off mic) but that’s the name of the band…I paid good money to see this Turd Talk.
And he’s gone.
How a male got in this auditorium, I don’t know. I thought we screened for that…
So why air and what can we learn from it. Ask yourself, name 3 things in your life that you couldn’t do without. Go ahead, think about it. I’ll give you some time…
I bet, the first thing all of you thought of…was air.
Do you know why that is? Do you know why you all listed air, money, and underwear formerly owned by Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s because we all must strive to make this a sustainable planet. We all must do whatever we can to stay green and end fraking. We all must stay at home and eat hemp hearts and ladies, we must all cut our hair short so we look like lesbians if we’re not. Because we only go around this life once. Then we die and we’re dead and we don’t live. That’s what we must learn from life. That’s what we must learn from each other. And that’s what I’ve learned from you. That I’m stinkin’ rich because I invented air.
Thank you thank you thank you I gotta go my helicopter’s landed on the roof to get me the hell out of here goodbye.
You have been listening to the Mike’s Daily Podcast Players production of Our Rendition of a Ted Talk! Brought to you by Vapid Response Alarm System. For those of you who want a vapid response like “huh?”…”what?”…”I don’t know.”