Table Reads show

Table Reads

Summary: Some jerks read screenplays that never made it to the big screen. Some of these screenplays were works by these two and some are professional works that just never made it. The one unifying characteristic of all of these scripts is that they're BAD. As such, this podcast is about more than just reading scripts, these two brave microphone jockeys also tirelessly mock the things they read, often with the help of their friends.

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 96 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 5 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4011

As we re-join Indy, he is in the midst of a huge pirate battle in the Zambesi river. But that’s far from the most exciting thing to happen to Indy in this episode! Because we go from Pirates to the jungle, where the Nazis have unleashed a new weapon seemingly just to use against Indy!And I really want to elaborate but I also really, really don’t want to spoil the surprise! So give this a listen. It is absolutely unbelievable. You’ll kick yourself if you miss this one.And, as always, your input is welcomed! Let us know what you think by dropping us a line on Twitter @theTableReads. You can also follow us on Instagram @theTableReads or Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereads. You can also find us wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Find us on your favorite platform by visiting http://www.tablereadspodcast.com/listen

 95 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 4 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3475

Hey there. Are you looking for some exposition? WE’VE GOT IT! Are you looking for a bunch of Betsy hijinks? WE’VE GOT THAT TOO! How about some Pirates? Oh, we’ve fucking GOT THAT. Join us for Part 4 of Chris Columbus’ most notorious script, as Indy continues his journey to find… some very nice fresh fruit? And, as always, your input is welcomed! Let us know what you think by dropping us a line on Twitter @theTableReads. You can also follow us on Instagram @theTableReads or Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereads. You can also find us wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Find us on your favorite platform by visiting http://www.tablereadspodcast.com/listen

 94 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 3 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4062

Part three opens with Indy having just arrived in Africa, where he quickly meets an immortal pygmy, upsets some Nazis, and has to get in a speedboat chase in order to rescue that pygmy from those Nazis, lest he give Hitler the secret to his immortality...And if all of that sounds reasonable to you, then we’re flattered that you’ve discovered our podcast, Mr. Columbus!Whether you’re Chris Columbus or just someone suffering through his writing with us, let us know what you think by dropping us a line on Twitter @theTableReads. You can also follow us on Instagram @theTableReads or Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereads. You can also find us wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Find us on your favorite platform by visiting http://www.tablereadspodcast.com/listen

 93 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4460

As we continue reading Chris Columbus’ Indy script, we wrap up the Scooby Doo portion (which appears to have no bearing on anything to come), we get some bizarre Professor Jones hijinks before our quest is finally established, and yes, there is a fair amount of attempted suicide, as all Indiana Jones movies must have…?If you watched Temple of Doom one time, on an airplane, drunk, with a crying baby next to you and headphones that kept cutting out and that was all you ever knew about Indiana Jones and then 10 years later, you tried to write a script based on what you remembered, you might write this exact script! Let us know what you think by dropping us a line on Twitter @theTableReads. You can also follow us on Instagram @theTableReads or Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereads. You can also find us wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Find us on your favorite platform by visiting http://www.tablereadspodcast.com/listen

 92 - Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Part 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4679

Before we tell you about the episode, you should know: We have launched a Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/TableReads -- sign up for ad-free episodes, early access, live-streamed recording sessions and more!Shawn, Josh and Jeff are reading a pre-Last Crusade Indy 3 script, and right out of the gate, Chris Columbus gives us the most-unlike-Indy Indiana Jones script you can possibly imagine. In fact, if you were to tell me that he had written a Scooby-Doo movie and just changed all the names, I WOULD BELIEVE IT. In the first 16 pages of this script, there are no less than a dozen Scooby-Doo Tropes… and nothing at all that you would affiliate with Indiana Jones. So far, this has been one of the most bonkers, mind-twisting scripts we’ve done so far. So give a listen and see if you agree! Then let us know by dropping us a line on Twitter @theTableReads. You can also follow us on Instagram @theTableReads or Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereads. You can also find us wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Find us on your favorite platform by visiting http://www.tablereadspodcast.com/listen

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 8 (Finale) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3649

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 7 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3932

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 6 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4006

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 5 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3607

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 4 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4521

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 3 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3520

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4223

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 REISSUE: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, Part 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4413

Our studio is being renovated, but we didn't want to leave you without the gift of terrible writing! So we're doing an AD-FREE reissue of our 2017 read of Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, by Jonathan Gems! It's from a different time in Table Reads, in which the co-hosts appear to hate each other (I promise: we don't) and it's the first script to feature Kelly Leviay! Enjoy this not-yet-refined podcast episode from much earlier days of Table Reads, and when the Beetlejuice Re-issue is over, we'll have fresh new content waiting for you!

 91 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 5 (Finale) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3701

It’s the Finale of Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman script and, guys, it starts off in pretty much the dumbest way you can imagine, introducing the silliest aspect of the Wonder Woman mythos, and not even in a good or motivated fashion. Honestly, it feels like he was getting bored with writing the script and decided to just wrap it up as fast as he could. Give it a listen and let us know if you agree!If you'd like more, visit us at www.tablereadspodcast.com.You can also find us on Twitter or Instagram under the name @TheTableReads or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereadsIf YouTube is your favorite place for podcasts, head to YouTube.tablereadspodcast.com or find us on whatever your preferred podcast platform is.Lastly, please visit our friends over on Screenplay Archaeology for in-depth stories behind some unproduced screenplays: https://screenplayarchaeology.podbean.com

 90 - Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman, Part 4 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3470

We were warned that this script got a bit icky, and this is the part where Joss finally endangers his Feminist Cred, as Diana is made less of a Wonder Woman and more of a Wonder Possession. And all for a man. For shame.If you'd like more, visit us at www.tablereadspodcast.com.You can also find us on Twitter or Instagram under the name @TheTableReads or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/tablereadsIf YouTube is your favorite place for podcasts, head to YouTube.tablereadspodcast.com or find us on whatever your preferred podcast platform is.Lastly, please visit our friends over on Screenplay Archaeology for in-depth stories behind some unproduced screenplays: https://screenplayarchaeology.podbean.com

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