The Dapper Dads

So you can take that cookie? And stick it up your? Yeah? We discuss fighting fans, basketball in the 90's, a hospital trip for a broken member, some age appropriate lyrics, being hot for teacher, girls with boyfriends, X-Men, Sherlock Holmes from the future or right now, doing it all for nookie, waterbeds and beer plans.   Leave a 5 star rating with review on iTunes/Apple Podcast app and get a secret bonus episode   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want even more bonus episodes   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you see fit   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Come on feel the noise. We talk watermelons, wizards, the best episode of Hoarders, walks in the park, an interesting show and tell, the cold weather, our mental breakdowns, an elaborate street fight, Drama's prison bid, Bjork, what Slim's really made of, corn dog sizes, a Death Party, Curd's Corner makes a return and 3 quick ones. What a bargain!   Give us hot 5 star reviews on iTunes/Apple Podcasts or we go to a farm in the country   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of us in your life   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and confess your love   www.thedapperdads.com for everything   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

It just never ends. This week we talk leprechauns, working out new material at funerals, having affairs, wiping a man on a flight, how to get undressed, Fyre fest, Teanna Trump, the cold weather and our cars in it plus a bunch of other stuff probably.   If you don't give us 5 stars with a review on iTunes you hate us   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for more goodies   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) or what is even the point?   www.thedapperdads.com for everything   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

This one's for all the grandmas out there. We talk about a lack of testosterone, the best foods to spend some time with, the song Jump Around, the best use for a flip phone, Betty White, our stupid sons, Slim's turtle, the little versions of us running our bodies, a radical new drug injection and 3 moderate ones.   Give us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts so good you're phone explodes   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you can't get enough of this stuff   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) for a good time   www.thedapperdads.com for our whole existence   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Well, the episodes start coming and they don't stop coming. In this one we talk about hot cookies, load size, canker sore myths, faxing in 2019, Soulja Boy mudslides, cottage cheese, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Name Is Earl, clarification on Duke the dog, who has clones, Sum 41, mugshots, The Drew Carey Show, bats, asbestos and two voicemails. Pretty ridiculous when you list it all out.   Leave those 5 star ratings WITH reviews on Apple Podcasts or else   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want even more greatness   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something interesting   www.thedapperdads.com for everything we could give you   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Does a person crap their pants when they turn into a werewolf? Hear all about it along with pubes and trimming them, a very important loss, loving too much, a voicemail, chimps and ghosts, spermicide spray, what is in the ol' hobo sack and a bunch of other stuff we try to forget.   Smash that 5 star rating WITH reviews on Apple Podcasts of we're just ghosts   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) for the love of god we can't go on without it   www.thedapperdads.com for a nice website no one visits   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Right into 2019 and right off the rails with this one. It's all over the place but we talk about our shared therapist, cow tipping, a Shark Tank pitch, a new Ludacris album, a slew of submissions covering our souls, Peanuts, burps, Australia and more.   Leave 5 star ratings with reviews on the Apple Podcast app or we fade away   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more premium content   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with sexy whispers   www.thedapperdads.com for EVERYTHING   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We send 2018 into the abyss with a trip down memory lane. Hear us recap the year including all the shows we saw and shenanigans we got into. We also talk about big plans for 2019 because it appears this train just will not stop. If this is your first time tuning in we recommend a different episode as this is just us referencing things we've already discussed.   Let's ring in the New Year with 5 star ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts/iTunes   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more uncensored goodies in your life   www.thedapperdads.com for everything about us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something shocking   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

It's our top albums of the year! Don't worry we still dive into Christmas and other shenanigans just like a normal episode. Hear us open a surprise gift, debate Christmas movies, talk about the death of a Beatle, a voicemail to clear up a recent question and much more. Albums of the year start about 45 minutes in and we each go through our top 10 in long detail.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if a 2.5 hour episode isn't enough for you   www.thedapperdads.com for anything and everything else   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something shocking for the new year   Leave us 5 star ratings with review on Apple Podcasts or we fade into obscurity   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Buckle up because this one is a wild ride. We talk about how wonderful people are this time of year, visiting church, Drama's Chicago trips, open bars, bartering with the Amish, Slim's speeding, Drama taking Slim's place and a whole lot more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if we haven't satisfied your appetite   5 star rating with reviews on Apple Podcasts or we just die   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some goodies   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could imagine and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

If you wanna hear greatness listen to us talk about switching bodies, tall women, the lesser known Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sequel, body wash preference and a bunch of other stuff. We also don't know why this episode is shorter, sorry.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for exclusive bonus content at $5 a month   Give us 5 star ratings with reviews on Apple Podcasts or the picture of us starts to fade away   www.thedapperdads.com for literally everything about us   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and whisper sweet nothings   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Probably not what you would expect for big number 69. We get into shots, specific circumstance steaks, Thanksgiving festivities, Whirlyball, Dr. Ruth being totally alive still, a submission to clear up previous confusion and so much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're still not satisfied and have $5 to throw our way   Leave 5 star ratings WITH reviews or we get younger and younger until we weren't born   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with what really grinds your gears   www.thedapperdads.com for anything and everything   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We really harp on this one. Hear all about Slim's slew of surprises, deodorant choices, Good Charlotte and Sam Goody, 90 Day Fiance, having a limited number of loads left, Chuck Berry, some submissions and so much more.   Get all your friends to subscribe and leave reviews on Apple Podcasts or we die   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something seductive   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could possibly want   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Listen to us blabber on about Terminator 2, the first real snow and driving, Slim's new job, our actual dads, a very confusing bathroom scenario, some submissions and a bunch of other greatness.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads has a hot new exclusive episode for the $5 tier   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spicy   Smash that 5 star rating with a review OR ELSE   www.thedapperdads.com for every single thing we could do for you   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

A majority of this episode revolves around a trip to the doctor. It gets VERY gross and intense at times. There's your warning. We also briefly touch on our trip to Madison, how many people it takes to make an orgy, our neverending illness and more.   Join our Patreon! Bonus episodes at the $5 tier www.patreon.com/dapperdads   Leave us 5 star ratings with nice reviews our or feet fall off   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your gross medical story   www.thedapperdads.com for everything we have to offer   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat