RandomBush : A Stand up, Sketch, Conversation Comedy Podcast.

In this exciting episode of the RandomBush. Andrew broaches that one question we all must one day face. Would you rather a Horse sized duck or a duck sized horse? The boys each make their choice and I think we can all agree. That the world is far better if not a bit wiser from the whole experience. And later, new technology has been introduced. The conciseness of your dying loved ones can now be, safely, transferred to a donor body. But is this really a good thing or the prelude to a sci-fi horror story of biblical proportions. That and as always, sketch comedy, random stand up jokes, silliness, mayhem, a touch of Necromancy (The new age stuff, we’re not into old school necromancy, as if.). 3 cups of sugar, 2 eggs, 27 skinned raisins, And a generous portion of Grandma Bush's secret ingredient. (Which we have been becoming, more and more, suspicious. That this supposed "Secret ingredient" is none other than whatever alcohol she happened to have on hand. We are not exactly sure, as a direct result of Grandma Bush's heavy handed good nature. And further evidence to prove. our working theory.)   RandomBush S1 E14 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwits and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: Switch It Up - Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)    "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Wriiten By William Montgomery Vioce Actor - James Hoeflinger   "The Pirate Alphabet" ANNOUNCER - Eric Schinzer PIRATE - Wesley Hied   Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music) Freesound - Ambiance Food Market.wav by VincePest11 Freesound - Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav by Inspect Freesound - Faster version of alphatone's Freesound #385876. Freesound - seagulls.WAV by inchadney

Fun and andventure is found withing todays episode. First Shawn explains what it's like to go to a strip club and later Andrew is abducted by aliens and put on display in a galactic Zoo. A lifestyle he surprisingly florishes in. And as always jokes, sketch, and general goofing around. Enjoy! RandomBush S1 E12 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwits and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: Huma-Huma - Crimson Fly (Free Pop Music)   "The Internal Dept. Of Window Blinds" ANNOUNCER - Andrew Bushwitz SPEAKER - Shawn Random  

Shawn and Andrew have done it again. So while I clean that up, you go ahead and enjoy this episode of the RandomBush. In todays episode the boys discuss the dynamics and mind bending phyisics involved when an uninvited, and unwelcomed, hug is visited apon your person by a stranger. And in LA theirs a ridiculous store that sells juice for $30 bucks a pop. How is this place still in business? I'll tell you, Andrew spends money there. Hear for yourself as Andrew attempts to justify why he chose to purchased juice for $30. As opposed to just burning the money for warmth like the rest of us do. And of course Hilarity, a fart joke, sketch comedy, and a Priest and a Rabbi walking into a bar. Enjoy! RandomBush S1 E11 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwits and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: Nicolai Heidlas Music - Colorful Spots (Free Commercial Musiic)   "Porn Star Fun Facts - Sexy Animal Facts" Written by Shawn Random LADY 1 - Jess Bernal LADY 2 - Erica Moore LADY 3 - Mariyetta Arutyunya LADY 4 - Mimi Rose  Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound - 159539__matteusnova__lucyfiles.mp3 by blarf1 Freesound - lovemaking1.mp3 by ddohler Freesound - Male orgasm by safadancer 70s Porno Music Royalty Free Stock Music DMarfisi 046 77890 [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus  

Dolphins do it missionary style. Is just one of the many disturbing things Shawn learns within this episode. And then the boys invent the newest sensation in food to plate technology. And as always jokes, tickles, sketch comedy, and a hug, a long awkward hug. RandomBush S1 E10 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: True Love - Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) "Todays episode is brought to us by..." Written by - Eric Anderson ACTOR - Joe Spence   "Flying Horse "   HORSE - Petri Byrd LITTLE GIRL - Teru Hara Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound - VA State Fair # 10 (Quieter Crowd Noise).wav  music_david_gwyn_jones_carnival_cavalcade_instrumental zapsplat_leisure_theme_park_roller_coaster_pass_by_dip_21404 B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music) [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic]    

 If you could invent a new body part what would you add? They boys have their own ideas. In a glorious display of improv ability you too can know what it is to enjoy the first day of work at the waffle house. And as always jokes and sketch comedy abound. Enjoy! RandomBush S1 E9 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: Vibe Tracks - About That Oldie (Royalty Free Music) "Todays episode is brought to us by..." ACTRESS - Mimi Rose "Soggy Boxes " SAM SLUGWELL - Andrew Bushwitz SAL SLUGWELL - Shawn Random Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music) Freesound - 02 - Abre puerta.wav by MichaelGillighan Freesound - Cooking.wav by WillFitch1 Freesound - Restaurant kitchen ambience.wav by HelterSkelter    

Presenting Season 8 Episode 1.... wait... no no no... Season 1 episode 8 of the Random Bush podcast.  In this episode, a guy named Steven wanders into our studio, but he says nothing and just leaves, and we don't acknowledge him either.  We hope you enjoy this as much as you would enjoy a nice tall glass of Orange Juice.  Seriously, doesn't that sound really good right about now? RandomBush S1 E8 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: Hang for Days - Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)  "Todays episode is brought to us by..." ACTRESS - Samarah Mansure "the Order of intentionality " ANNOUNCER #1 - Mike Ferguson ANNOUNCER #2 - Joe Spence VOICE #1 - Ariel Thompson VOICE #2 - james Hoefling VOICE #3 - Bryan ten Bosch. VOICE #4 - Ivana Rojas VOICE #5 - Laura Lee Walsh Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music) [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] Freesound - Ambience - Room with whispering.wav by 150118Nic Freesound - Four_Voices_Whispering_3.wav by geoneo0  

RandomBush Presents Little Green Triangle This extra special episode is an extended conversation. It was just too long to fit in our format. And yet it was just too good not to share it with you. "Little Green Triangle" Is a blend of comedy conversation and Improv comedy. It's a whimsical, and funny, joy ride into the world of a struggling geometric farm and it's shady run in with the seedy underworld of shape fighting.   

In todays lively adventure of daring and brash vocational displays. Andrew recants his parilous journey on a haunted hay ride and the boy's discuss the virtues of the delicious ocean cockroach. And as always. Humor, sketch comedy, jokes and easter eggs (the only actual Easter egg is this actual mention of an Easter egg. So one could say it is a meta Easter egg. But that does'nt make it any less of an Easter egg by any measure. You go and do you unconventional meta Easter egg. The RandomBush supports you.) RandomBush S1 E7 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: Say Yeah - Topher Mohr and Alex Elena (No Copyright Music) "Todays episode is brought to us by..." ACTRESS - Samantha La Rocca "The Five Stages of Grief over losing ones car" ANNOUNCER #1 - Mike Ferguson ANNOUNCER #1 -Buzz Cuccia GUY - Andrew Bushwitz Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound - 7'11 Sliding Door by plasterbrain Freesound - Birds Singing 03.wav by DCPoke Freesound - Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ Freesound - Keys jingling by Lightnessko Freesound - OUTDOORSgroceryparkinglot.aif by BigDaddyD    

On Todays episode the boy's disguss a magic pill that makes your farts smell good, and Shawn recants the tale of being harassed by beautiful women on the streets of L.A. and as all ways Jokes, Sketch comedy, Hijinks, and Good times.   RandomBush S1 E6 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: Behind Closed Doors - Otis McDonald (No Copyright Music) YouTube "Todays episode is brought to us by..." ACTOR - John Paul Sutliff "Capt. Duck" CAPTIAN'S TRANSLATOR - Stu Chaiken FLIGHT ATTENDENT - Hanna Gansen PASSENGER - Seth Hill Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound-airplane_security_safe_belt_tone_announcement sy Freesound - Airplane Taking off at Beirut airport.wav by Ram Freesound - a quack.wav by crazyduckman Freesound - Boeing 737-800 Taxi and Take Off by ultradust Freesound - quack.wav by crazyduckman Freesound - Restaurant Crowd ambiance by Sinjohnt

This episode may or may not contain themes that are sexual in nature. By that, I mean the material may pertain to something having to do with sex, - not actually having sex IN nature.  Not that having sex in nature is a bad thing - as a matter of fact almost every animal has sex in nature.  Think about that! - Humans don't like doing it in nature, because its frowned upon, yet penguins can get down anytime they want?  Not only that, but I once saw a film in a theater where they showed penguins doing it, AND they encouraged FAMILIES to go and see this film!  What a world!  RandomBush S1 E5 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: Get Back - Silent Partner (No Copyright Music) - YouTube "Todays episode is brought to us by..." Actress - Samarah Mansure "Seal team 6 teen" ANNOUNCER -Mike Ferguson ZEPHER WINDELHELM - Tommy Carson JONAS COLA - Efren Ramirez ARIANA BACULACALACAVITCH - Laura Lee Walsh CODY TAYLOR - Andrew Bushwitz TAYLOR MAX - Mateo Espinosa TERRORIST - Robert Javinett Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] Freesound - 05876 Trailer Hit - Psyche.wav by Robinhood76 Freesound - dark pulsing intro.wav by zagi2 Freesound - Dramatic Action Beat by tyops Freesound - Explosion_01.wav by tommccann Freesound - Explosion by Iwiploppenisse Freesound - Helicopter by alegemaate Freesound - Machine Gun 002 - triple shot.ogg by pgi Freesound - Plane Crash.flac by qubodup Freesound - Terrie_TrailerEnd_1.wav by Dneproman Freesound - Thriller Documentary Pack #1 by dekstromoramid Freesound - tipsy primadonna loop.wav by zagi2

RandomBush Presents Is an off schedual production. Fear not. The RandomBush show will continue to be released weekly. Every once and a while though we are going to releae one of these. Andrew Bush and Shawn Random are active creative hollywood types. They are currently ankle deep in a project that may be the next big thing, or could never see the light of day. Either way they are standing in it as we speak. RandomBush Presents is an oportunity for them to show you what ells they may be working on.  For instance this episode is entitled "Sitcom" This is an odd 3 part comedy sketch that Shawn wrote and created as an audio play. It pokes fun at the modern convention and cleches found their in of television sitcoms. So sit back, relax, think about your favorite TGIF show from your childhood. Then enjoy this. "Sitcom" Hosted and Crafted by Shawn Random   “Sitcom”MOM - Alexandria DelgadoDAD - John Paul SutliffBOBBY - Jeffrey HartmanHANNA - Mimi RoseSUSIE - Leah LarsonAUNT KAREN - Allyson TaylortHE DOCTOR - Seth HillBARRY - Shawn Random "The Mouth Shovle" tHE MAN'S MAN - Eric Schincer SISSY BOY - William Montgomery   "Masterpiece Theater" ANNOUNCER - Eric Schinzer ROMEO - Efren Ramirez Sound Effects Approx 850 - Enthusiast Audience.wav by lonemonkAudience Cheering by unchazAudience Clapping.wav by FoxZineAww.wav by phmiller42Bike_Wreck.wav by 1sticky8CENSOR BLEEP.wav by xtrgamrCorny Christmas sitcom opening by fmcerettaCrowd Ouch.wav by Adam_NDropping by HukoSPGasp 4.wav by jayfrostingGlass Smash, Bottle, A.wav by InspectorJHospital room ambience with clock by nixeno ShortChuckle3.wav by ehohnkeShortSoftChuckle2.wav by ehohnkeWaHi siren to loop.mp3 by chripeiWhoo1.wav by ehohnkeWolf Whistle.wav by GogglecrabAdolescent_Screaming01 - Loop by VosvoyAuthorized personnel only.wav by gis_swedenBooklet_-_Throwing_down_on_carpet_02_L_Close_R_DDoor - Cupboard 08.wav by JarredGibbFreesound - Assault Rifle 1.wav by NicJonesAudioFreesound - Auston Martin Rapide Start Engine, Engine Revs & Freesound - Bomb Whistle long.wav by chimerical Freesound - breakfastambience.wav by NoiseCollector Freesound - Electric lead guitar distorted lick by GW7fold Freesound - Huge bomb.wav by jobro Freesound - M16 gun 3 round burst by lensflare8642 Chewbacca Soundboard - Soundboard.com - Create & Download Fr [Classical Music - Royalty Free] Mozart - Laudate Dominum Freesound - applause_13sec_2.wav by m1rk0 Freesound - Wookie Sound by blouhond Jean-Joseph Mouret - Rondeau  

This episode is brought to you by "Taylor's Acid Laced Honey" It's honey, but chalk full of different hallucinogens to make you want to reevaluate your sponsors. This episode feels like green but smells like sweet honey dripping down your neck insides, sweet hallucinogenic honey. It's like we always say - Over the lips passed the gums look out brain, what were we just talking about ? RandomBush S1 E4 Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bushwitz Music theme provided by: TOP 10 Funky Music (No Copyright Music)   "Herpies Monkey" Written by Shawn Random WOMAN #1 - Erica Moore WOMAN #2 - Jess Bernal  WOMAN #3 - Mariyetta Arutyunya ANGRY LADY - Hanna Gansen ANNOUNCER -Mike Ferguson Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] Freesound - Robin - Monkey by TeamMasaka Freesound - record scratch.wav by luffy Freesound - monkey scream.wav by saraonsins Freesound - Monkey Imitation 2 by AntumDeluge Freesound - Jumping On a Bed by deleted_user_7146007 Freesound - jawharp_boing.wav by plingativator Freesound - hard rock loop 2.wav by zagi2 Freesound - FAKE MONKEY CHATTER 001.wav by sandyrb Freesound - Door, Front, Opening, A.wav by InspectorJ Freesound - Door, Front, Closing, A.wav by InspectorJ Freesound - champaign cork.mp3 by dreeke Freesound - B3_bed_jumping.mp3 by Iamgiorgio

Howdy Cowboys and Cowgirls (especially the cowgirls!  Yee Haw) to another rootin' and tootin' adventure right here on The Cowboy Podcast!  Wait, I'm being told that as I write this description, that this is NOT a cowboy podcast.  Well, a cowboy podcast is still a good idea.  You could talk about hats, and horse bits, and the best kind of spurs.  Maybe I should go make the cowboy podcast a thing... yeah I think I might! But you should go ahead and enjoy this until I get that together. RandomBush S1 E3 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwits and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: Funny Song - Bensound (No Copyright Music) "Todays episode is brought to us by..." Dan Gregory "Porn Star Fun Facts - President Facts" Written by Shawn Random LADY 1 - Jess Bernal LADY 2 - Erica Moore LADY 3 - Mariyetta Arutyunya LADY 4 - Mimi Rose  Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound - 159539__matteusnova__lucyfiles.mp3 by blarf1 Freesound - lovemaking1.mp3 by ddohler Freesound - Male orgasm by safadancer 70s Porno Music Royalty Free Stock Music DMarfisi 046 77890 [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus  

In this episode Andrew tells the daring tale of Shawn's majestic encounter with a mountain elk. You read that right - An Elk.  What the eff is an Elk? Is that like when a deer hulks out?  In that case, what is a beaver even?  It's like an otter with a weird flat tail?  And Otters... whoa don't even get me started on Otters.... might as well be called "river ferrets"  RandomBush S1 E2 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwits and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: admiralbob77 - "Not So Awesome Tune" "Todays episode is brought to us by..." ACTOR - Chris Markel "Ham Sandwich" Written by Shawn Random MR.JOHNSON - Johnson Cooley LADY - Patty Kelly Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX:   Freesound - Adolescent_Screaming01 - Loop by Vosvoy B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic] Freesound - authorized personnel only.wav by gis_sweden Freesound - Booklet_-_Throwing_down_on_carpet_02_L_Close_R_D Freesound - Door - Cupboard 08.wav by JarredGibb Freesound - Door Lock click.aif by mmaruska Freesound - Door Squeak, Normal, B.wav by InspectorJ Freesound - Dystopian Future - FX Sounds (8).wav by BurghRec Freesound - Footsteps with Highheels by akisloukas Freesound - Heaving Breathing.aif by MAJ061785 Freesound - Heavy_Breathing_3.wav by meroleroman7 Freesound - Office Ambiance.wav by Blu_150058 Freesound - Punch_02.wav by thefsoundman Freesound - Punch in the face by Huminaatio Freesound - Punch Punching Fist To Skin Hit by deleted_user_ Freesound - Sci Fi Room Tone, Large Hall, Soft Ventilation b Freesound - Wind Chime, Tolling, A.wav by InspectorJ

Hello Everyone out there in Podcast land. Thank you for checking out the RandomBush Podcast.  This is a good episode... I mean, maybe, but not sure. Look, I haven't really listened to it.  You totally should though.  Not that any one is forcing you to.  I mean, no one is going on looking at your search history and saying "Brian, you must listen to that podcast! Or so help me!"  My favorite part is that if someone named "Brian" was reading this and like "Hey, that's me!" Well guess what Brian?  This description wasn't about you!  It was about ANOTHER Brian.  So take that!    RandomBush S1 E1 Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bushwitz and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: "Good Times" - Nicolai Heidlas Todays Episode is brought to us by... Rebecca Johnson "For a Good Time Call" Written by Eric Anderson GUY - Wesley Heid BETH - Rebecca Johnson Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX: Freesound - cell phone dial 0-9_bip.wav by muses212 Freesound - iPhone taps.aif by figgy78 Freesound - Japan_Matsudo_PhoneBooth_Doors.wav by RutgerMull Freesound - Pay Phone.wav by everythingsounds Freesound - PhoneRinging.mp3 by acclivity Freesound - Phone_Turnon_DialTone_Fadeout.aif by kbnevel Freesound - rock music by djawesomecoolguy Freesound - telephone booth220810.mp3 by miastodzwiekow B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - For Tomorrow [Epic]