Offended: The Musical
Summary: From the whimsical, diverse minds of Rone and Francis comes "Offended: The Musical." Two comedians with musical backgrounds present an improvised podcast filled with songs, stories, and scenes delivered straight from their imagination. Unfiltered, unrehearsed, and unapologetically unpolished, Rone and Francis provide worldly insights through spontaneous melodies that would make the cast of Glee think, gee... we suck. You're welcome.
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Podcasts:
(1:00) Mourning Sex is the best sex. Francis tells some jokes he wrote for other people. (24:25) We say goodbye until further notice.
The Musical hits the road to check out the number one party school in America, LIVE from Downtown Delaware. Dean Spaghetti Tomorrow, Tomorrow
Feat. former Vine star Danny Lopriore. Having your birthday be 9/11 would suck, no one really has anything nice to say to you. (14:19) Relationships are complicated, make sure to communicate your needs!
Rone says that British Horrorcore raps use the word clever a lot. Denzel Washington has so many movies. We reflect on what a great podcast this has become, according to us.
Sometimes you need to cook up a good backstory when your real life won't do. Francis' neighbor Tom wants him to send an email to management - but if he doesn't, it could cost Francis a shot at playing an elite golf course.
(00:00) We can't remember which movie, so agree to disagree. (24:36) You've never heard of a backhanded compliment until you've been down to Big Willy's.
We can't remember which movie it is, but they are basically the same plot? And if you thought you knew what "backhanded" compliments were, you haven't been down to Big Willie's to see the former TSA agents who work there.
(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding.
Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response.
Francis likes to get stoned and write songs about NBA star Kawhi Leonard. We also stumbled into some old tunes you know from Beauty and The Beast, and bring you the epic tale of a Father and Son duo who sell churros.
What do you mean? Francis met a girl who utilizes text read receipts. Yodeling is attempted, and the top 10 college coke commandments are coined.
You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00) Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress.
Francis strikes out at his buddy's wedding but was born to give first man speeches (DM Me) Why go on a juice cleanse when you can put someone else's shit in your ass? (Come Shit in My Ass) Roald Dahl acid inspiration. (The Story of Gilfy)
Have you ever been Punched In The Face? (3:06) Francis can do English accents (7:46) Chimney Sweep Man Skit (10:08) Chimney Sweep Man Song (13:45) Francis tells the true story of his First Concussion (29:29) A former star high school running back named Dante, Does Tickle Porn (41:27)
(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting.
