Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Richard Simmons is NOT dying; John Mellancamp cuts his concert short; Intimacy ban at the Olympics lifted; Home Depot is putting out Halloween decorations; Woody’s child is worried about running out of gas; The Poohniverse is a thing; Free cones from Dairy Queen; Orange dot Iphone scare; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: PETA’s email to the show; Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her in sex scenes; Government steps in to rectify the broken ice cream machines at McDonalds; Woody and Chelsea review Ricky Stanicky; Cool Beans Remix; Cool Beans and her Golden Girls show; Target limits the number of items that can be purchased via self-checkout; Amazon tells workers to think happy thoughts to reduce stress; Only 34% of people prefer to see a movie in a theater; Leprosy making a comeback in the U.S. because people are touching armadillos; Long Beach State makes NCAA tournament after coach was fired; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s delivery drama; Anniversary of the debut of Mr. Belvedere and Three’s Company; Fun With Golf Audio; PETA wants to replace Easter eggs with potatoes; Baby Got Back/My Humps done in the style of the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel; Fifty people injured on flight after pilot is pushed into the plane controls; Reporter sends her own DNA to a pet DNA company; And so much more!

Things that sound funny when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Fortune Feimster discusses her tour, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and butt massages!

Today on the Pi Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bits from the past; Pi Day deals; Substitute bus driver makes kids get off at the wrong location; QVC apologizes for offensive email; Adults ordering off the kids menu; Woody gets the senior discount at the grocery store; Playing with dogs is beneficial for pet parents; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Aaron Rodgers may be the next vice president; Why Woody sucks; The anniversary of the discover of Uranus; Partners sleeping in separate beds; Young people cannot recognize fruits and vegetables; Woman steals $28,000 worth of gas; Woody Game Wednesday; Sausage recall; Coors Light advent calendar for March Madness; McDonald’s new uniforms; Craziness for Trader Joe’s mini tote bags; And so much more!

When You’re Wearing Earmuffs, You Can’t Frown; Tell Me This Celebrity That Had a Public Meltdown!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The history of Deez Nuts; Eric Carmen has passed away; Chuck E. Cheese’s rolls out a subscription service; Virgin Cruise’s summer season pass; Wilcox is suffering the effects of the reaper chicken sandwich; Twelve-year-old boy spends the night in a Target; People are no longer chewing gum; Benefits of walking barefoot; Lie detectors in restaurants; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody Game Wednesday: a retrospective; Oscar’s recap: John Cena’s nude skit on the Oscar’s and Al Pacino announces the Best Picture winner; Cool Beans Remix; Companies make men use menstrual cramp simulator; Madonna yells at concert-goer for not dancing then realizes they are in a wheelchair; A man legally changed his name to Deez Nuts; Other things to do when you set your clocks back; Man catches parasites from eating undercooked bacon; Wilcox watches the tv show Girls with his family; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: International Women’s Day; New documentary called Sperm World; Fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will air on Netflix; Kung Fun Panda 4 and Jack Black’s cover of Baby One More Time; Eating carbs makes you less attractive; Women do more unpaid housework than men; To get rich, all you have to do is go to Applebee’s; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nude hobbyist group; Reason for a day off-the anniversary of Charlie Sheen getting fired from Two and a Half Men; Pool covers stops car from sinking in pool; Kansas City Chief fans get frostbite at football game; Spaceman movie starring Adam Sandler; Ricky Stanicky on Amazon Prime; Casey Anthony pitches reality show; Steve Martin documentary on Apple TV+; Toddler’s haircut makes her look like a Golden Girl; Oscar Mayer will offer a vegan hot dog; TSA is offering self-screening; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tapping on the microphone; Tom Arnold’s birthday; Norway has a nasal spray problem; Woody Game Wednesday; Man sues the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas; Bowling in the Buff event; And so much more!

Ain’t No Big Deal-Just Tell Me This Famous Phillip or Phil!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Harrison Ford anniversary; Planning for the time change; Things that boost your libido; Plane grounded because pilots can't turn off the no smoking sign; Another vehicle recall; Surgery mishaps; And so much more!