DUDE FOODS

Don’t worry, she’s wearing a hairnet!

The Costco sample ladies are bullies!

Wes has an idea for an X-rated Easter egg hunt, Nick got another gym membership mainly for the free pizza and bagels that they offer and the guys discuss their three month absence from podcasting, kiwi on pizza, the vegan customer suing Burger King because they cook their Impossible Whoppers on the same grills as their regular Whoppers & more!

Nick might be getting catfished, Wes thinks that brownies are basically the same as cookies and the guys discuss putting mayonnaise on your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, the couple that’s suing Taco Bell over the price of their Chalupa Cravings Box & more!

Wes thinks that the entire country of Italy is unoriginal, Nick is convinced that he makes the best guacamole and the guys discuss the third graders who ditched school to go to McDonald’s, guinea pig ice cream, the woman who was arrested for feeding meth laced bean dip to her coworkers & more!

Nick has been hard at work making deep fried ice cream balls for the new bar his wife is running, Wes wants Nick to take improv classes and the guys discuss the CEO of Whole Foods saying that plant based meats aren’t healthy, The Popeye’s employees who got held up at gunpoint when they ran out of chicken sandwiches, Jägermeister’s new spiked cold brew coffee & more!

Wes thinks that giving his kids salmonella poisoning might help them lose weight after they spent all summer being lazy and playing Fortnite, Nick considers himself a “modern day Robin Hood” after getting $200 worth of free sandwiches from McDonald’s and handing them out to the homeless and the guys discuss the least expensive cities for drinking, Pumpkin Spice SPAM & more!

Nick gives his review of Burger King’s Impossible Whopper, Wes went to the Wisconsin State Fair and didn’t even eat a single thing while he was there and the guys discuss people who wash their meat before cooking it, Minneapolis banning drive-thrus & more!

Wes recaps his trip to Europe, Nick doesn’t know what to do about a snack company that keeps claiming he developed a recipe for them when he didn’t and the guys discuss Subway’s new meatless meatball subs, a bracelet that will shock you whenever you eat fast food & more!

Nick finally cut his hair, Wes was wrong about the history of avocados and the guys discuss KFC’s new Colonel, Subway’s new Halo Top milkshakes and a potential new pill that researchers are working on that could allow people to eat as much as they want without gaining weight.

Wes has a new nickname for his fiancé’s legs, Nick has another new nickname for himself and the guys discuss KFC’s new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich, which gas station chains have the best food, the highest grossing restaurant chains & more!

Nick puts too much dressing on his salads, Wes bought too much clearance ham and the guys discuss pineapple burritos, Walmart’s new grocery delivery service, the Taco bell customer who called 911 after Taco Bell ran out of tacos & more!

Wes decided to let Nick perform he and his fiancé’s wedding ceremony since Nick is ordained as a reverend, Nick is annoyed that a local restaurant charged him extra to swap out his fries for a side salad and the guys discuss KFC selling crispy fried chicken skin, Belgian doctors saying that parents who raise their children as vegans should be prosecuted & more!

Nick’s mom keeps making him go to Applebee’s, Wes got engaged — after a lot of drama — and the guys discuss how to choose the shortest grocery store line, the history of Hawaiian pizza & more!

Wes hates cold brew coffee, Nick had a terrible Applebee’s experience and the guys discuss Wendy’s bringing back their Spicy Chicken Nuggets thanks to Chance the Rapper, which fast food restaurant has the best fries, the Cincinnati man who lost weight by drinking nothing but beer for 46 days & more!